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97. Ha! Offshore is more literate in our language than most us!

Reply to Skittles (Reply #93)

Wed May 22, 2013, 07:02 PM

May 2013

I mean, how many Americans know that "howdy" is shorthand for "how do you do?"?

Or am I just old?

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