My daughter has just finished her abstinence-only sex ed at school

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34. It must be challenging to teach children on a subject that they must be kept ignorant about.

Dirty, filthy, repulsive sex, that only people that love each other should do, in the dark, under the covers, in the privacy of the bedroom, and only after having a proper church wedding.
Heaven knows, if the kids find out how the parts fit together and what happens when they do, they will most surely try out their new found knowledge as soon as possible after school.

I wonder, was this a mixed class, or did they separate the boys and girls to help tamp down the resulting raging hormones of having both sexes in such close proximity, in the same room, at the same time, while discussing such a delicate subject, to prevent scaring the poor children with too much information? After all, there could be one, or worse yet, more children with a proper understanding of reproduction, because of having extremely radical, liberal parents. Oh, the horror!