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1. Luckily, teenagers don't know what masturbation is either.

Thu May 23, 2013, 10:59 AM

May 2013

To quote Jeff from the comedy-series Coupling:
"I wish I were gay, then all this masturbation would be practice for the real stuff."

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In the Abstinence-Only Sex Education Class [View all] MineralMan May 2013 OP

Luckily, teenagers don't know what masturbation is either. DetlefK May 2013 #1

We don't discuss that disgusting topic in our class! MineralMan May 2013 #8

PLEASE tell me this is from the Onion niyad May 2013 #2

Nope. I wrote it myself, exclusively for DU. MineralMan May 2013 #6

And that's why it's funny. MineralMan May 2013 #11

PRUDES always think like that Warpy May 2013 #4

this is truly disheartening. niyad May 2013 #5

Ha, ha jehop61 May 2013 #7

I have no doubt that you are right. MineralMan May 2013 #9