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MineralMan

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8. We don't discuss that disgusting topic in our class!

Reply to DetlefK (Reply #1)

Thu May 23, 2013, 11:31 AM

May 2013

No self-respecting, chaste, abstinent teen would engage in such an activity. Just keep your hands to yourselves....uh...I mean just keep your hands away from your private parts...uh...I mean, well, just don't do that!

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In the Abstinence-Only Sex Education Class [View all] MineralMan May 2013 OP

Luckily, teenagers don't know what masturbation is either. DetlefK May 2013 #1

We don't discuss that disgusting topic in our class! MineralMan May 2013 #8

PLEASE tell me this is from the Onion niyad May 2013 #2

Nope. I wrote it myself, exclusively for DU. MineralMan May 2013 #6

the scary thing is, that is probably exactly the sort of thing being said. niyad May 2013 #10

And that's why it's funny. MineralMan May 2013 #11

my favourite comment on sex ed, from that idiot beverly lehaye (concerned women for america, niyad May 2013 #3

PRUDES always think like that Warpy May 2013 #4

this is truly disheartening. niyad May 2013 #5

Ha, ha jehop61 May 2013 #7

I have no doubt that you are right. MineralMan May 2013 #9