What's the most amount of $$ you ever dropped/lost/misplaced??

[Egalitarian Thug]

56. It's hard to say, Snowflake was a Siamese that was always very odd. She was really a sweet kitty,

especially for a Siamese, but always seemed like she wasn't all there. She was a rescue (of course) and maybe had some brain damage from whatever horrors she endured before finding us.

Anyway, we had no idea what happened to the pot for the longest time, it had seemed to just disappear. Then one night we were watching a film in the dark and had a couple of joints sitting in the ashtray awaiting their fate when I noticed her out of the corner of my eye as she crept behind the couch, behind the sofa table and stood up on her hind legs and very carefully picked up one of them. Well, I followed her down to the basement and found that she had made herself a comfortable little hidey-hole behind the laundry chute and had furnished it with all kinds of soft and smelly things (most of the missing socks, dryer lint, etc.), and among all of it was a shredded and empty baggie so I assume that she ate it all herself, the rotten little Bogart.

When she noticed that I had found her she swallowed about half the joint immediately. Henceforth Snowflake was known as Little Boo Peep and we stopped leaving our pot laying around.