Is there a rabid Bobcat in your panties, or are you just glad to see me?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Oh, dear. That was probably the worst singing I've ever heard, anywhere.

Merely "bad" doesn't even come close. "Tone-deaf banshee" might approach the horrific reality of this guy's ear-curdling ululations, but even that doesn't truly express the industrial-strength, weapons-grade awfulness of that voice.

Really. He could be used to disperse crowds, even break up riots. I think Homeland Security needs to hire him, although I'm not sure his voice would qualify as a non-lethal weapon. If you listened too long, it probably would kill you. Or make you wish you were dead.

The funniest thing of all is that he obviously thinks he's really good.