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Buzz Clik

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9. I like that! I hope you don't have to hire anyone.
Sat May 25, 2013, 10:31 AM
May 2013

Last edited Sat May 25, 2013, 02:05 PM - Edit history (1)

Your response reminds me of the scene from Annie Hall. Annie (Diane Keaton) had called Alvie (Woody Allen) in the middle of the night to take care of a monster in her tub: "Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick."

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I release spiders back outside mokawanis May 2013 #1
I once was on a tour of a prairie with a group of folks... Buzz Clik May 2013 #4
Same here. bunnies May 2013 #5
I let a common garden spider stay when he spun his (her?) webs near my 'puter. Doremus May 2013 #103
lol. bunnies May 2013 #110
Usually that's not a release, but an eviction and a death sentence. Silent3 May 2013 #46
All freakish 8 legged creatures should fear me. cherokeeprogressive May 2013 #2
LOL! Buzz Clik May 2013 #10
I don't kill them, I call someone to take them outside. polly7 May 2013 #3
I like that! I hope you don't have to hire anyone. Buzz Clik May 2013 #9
"A monster in her but"? Chiyo-chichi May 2013 #27
LOL! I am a dyslexic typist. Buzz Clik May 2013 #77
When my Dad was alive I'd call him at all sorts of odd hours. polly7 May 2013 #30
Fear of spiders is deeply seeded in our psyches. Buzz Clik May 2013 #78
I usually leave spiders, unless they're really big. Then I take them outside. Brickbat May 2013 #6
Frankenstein would be in a bad, bad way if he had a tick on him. Buzz Clik May 2013 #11
Spiders are useful BainsBane May 2013 #7
Finding a spider web on a remote window is often eye opening. Buzz Clik May 2013 #14
I have little spiders in my apartment. I used to kill them until LuvNewcastle May 2013 #41
Yep, me too defacto7 May 2013 #114
Kill the small ones. Run from the big ones. nt Pragdem May 2013 #8
.. Buzz Clik May 2013 #15
That's fake, right? enlightenment May 2013 #42
I really, really hope so. Or in some country far away. Buzz Clik May 2013 #45
I sure as hell hope that's a photoshop creation PlanetBev May 2013 #137
Oddly enough, for spiders it should be the other way around. PDJane May 2013 #79
I'm not a bug fan, but I take them outside when I can. Scorpions, RKP5637 May 2013 #12
My cat is a great seeker of scorpions in the house. He finds them quickly, for which I'm grateful. Buzz Clik May 2013 #17
I don't worry about many-legged critters. MineralMan May 2013 #13
Which kind of centipede? Buzz Clik May 2013 #18
That looks very similar. MineralMan May 2013 #26
Interesting cricket. Buzz Clik May 2013 #28
Here in Nevada, premium May 2013 #40
You forgot the Palo Verde beetle. enlightenment May 2013 #44
That too. premium May 2013 #50
I love cockroaches darkangel218 May 2013 #84
If you don't live in Texas, you are welcome to come and study them here LeftInTX May 2013 #87
Move to Mississippi on the Gulf Coast Aerows May 2013 #101
You're welcome to these. enlightenment May 2013 #121
NOT a vinegaroon, it is a solpugid - aka sun or camel spiders, wind scorpions Kali May 2013 #92
I'll take twenty of them Aerows May 2013 #102
those wind scorpions will take care of your roaches, for sure Kali May 2013 #104
Send me a bunch Aerows May 2013 #105
I don't have fire ants - does anything eat them? Kali May 2013 #106
As bad Aerows May 2013 #107
it is so freaking dry here it would be tempting Kali May 2013 #111
Football sized ant swarm Aerows May 2013 #113
Depends on the species Cirque du So-What May 2013 #16
Yep. That's my general philosophy. Buzz Clik May 2013 #20
Wolf spiders are scary looking, and they're pugilistic....but harmless. PDJane May 2013 #95
Taking spiders outside is a more cruel than just squishing them toddaa May 2013 #19
Okay. No way. Buzz Clik May 2013 #22
Trust me. Jamastiene May 2013 #63
I don't understand LittleBlue May 2013 #85
Youre wrong darkangel218 May 2013 #90
Roaches Aerows May 2013 #21
I would like to keep one as pet. i love them. darkangel218 May 2013 #93
Have at it Aerows May 2013 #99
I'm with you on the roaches. I HATE those damn things. PDJane May 2013 #96
I live in the South Aerows May 2013 #98
It's an anecdote Aerows May 2013 #100
I stayed in a Hotel in Florida......... PDJane May 2013 #108
I love lizards Aerows May 2013 #109
yep. PDJane May 2013 #115
Yes, that explains that Aerows May 2013 #116
immediate death unionthug777 May 2013 #23
I have lived in areas where the brown recluse thrives... Buzz Clik May 2013 #24
immediate corrective action unionthug777 May 2013 #34
Euphemisms are your friend! Buzz Clik May 2013 #36
I fear nothing, I love all living creatures. hunter May 2013 #25
Ecological balance in the house. Interesting approach. Buzz Clik May 2013 #31
We are overrun by Black Widows and Brown Recluse spiders, premium May 2013 #29
+1 Buzz Clik May 2013 #32
+1 Starry Messenger May 2013 #49
My wife was viciously attacked by a Black Widow spider on the right side of her face premium May 2013 #52
On the FACE. Oh HELL NO. Starry Messenger May 2013 #60
Thank you, premium May 2013 #64
ok, you're scaring me shanti May 2013 #66
Black Widow spiders are very adaptable arachnids, premium May 2013 #67
I remove insects from my home, take them outside, and wish them well. Zorra May 2013 #33
Yes, indeed. Buzz Clik May 2013 #35
I want to know why winter is coming has a problem with Buzz Clik, WTF? siligut May 2013 #37
Buzzophobia? Buzz Clik May 2013 #38
Maybe just a contrarian and YOU provided the option, lol siligut May 2013 #39
Oh, I agree. I invited the response. Buzz Clik May 2013 #43
I just think it is funny siligut May 2013 #48
I can see it now: "The Gallup poll on abortion rights was released this morning..." Buzz Clik May 2013 #140
More people would respond to polls if they were given that option siligut May 2013 #143
I'm a friend of the spiders rucky May 2013 #47
Spider escort service. Buzz Clik May 2013 #51
Ticks die. RedCappedBandit May 2013 #53
Scorpions are pretty threatening looking, but they run away given the chance. Buzz Clik May 2013 #55
Not fair to lump spiders and scorpions together. Avalux May 2013 #54
Just the other night Shankapotomus May 2013 #56
I sympathize completely. Buzz Clik May 2013 #71
I generally leave harmless spiders alone. X_Digger May 2013 #57
Perhaps you get convince one to pose for a spider beard pic Buzz Clik May 2013 #72
It's funny, I just found one I've not photographed before.. X_Digger May 2013 #89
Interesting hobby, identifying and photographing spiders siligut May 2013 #142
Rubbing alcohol.. X_Digger May 2013 #146
Wow, do you post any of your photos regularly? siligut May 2013 #147
Nah, my stuff pales in comparison to stuff posted there. X_Digger May 2013 #148
You'd have to be fool not to kill or remove scorpions. Marr May 2013 #58
Ours are the small, three inch variety. Buzz Clik May 2013 #73
You would need therapy if you ever visited the jungle that is my yard. Jamastiene May 2013 #59
I just ran into a really wonderful spider outside. Buzz Clik May 2013 #69
Exactly Aerows May 2013 #112
I release spiders back outside... Xyzse May 2013 #61
Do you have a reformation/retraining program for the spiders? Buzz Clik May 2013 #70
Well, as far as I know, once they are released Xyzse May 2013 #135
You don't find ticks and chiggers; they find you. nolabear May 2013 #62
Hunting for chiggers or ticks would be a fools game. Buzz Clik May 2013 #74
Unless you're looking in your own armpits. Ew. nolabear May 2013 #80
oh ffs people suck em w/ the vac attachment...voila! elehhhhna May 2013 #65
You think they won't crawl back out? Buzz Clik May 2013 #75
this is where the insecticide comes in or elehhhhna May 2013 #138
I have a few eight-legged roommates. They come and go as they please. Buns_of_Fire May 2013 #68
"What's wrong with you? You know damned well that spiders are addicted to juice!!!" Buzz Clik May 2013 #76
My dog loves to hunt spiders & other bugs. baldguy May 2013 #81
My daughter, when she, was just under two... Buzz Clik May 2013 #83
I hope you thanked her & gave it the serious attn that any gift from a little girl deserves. baldguy May 2013 #94
I don't mind spiders that live where I can't reach Scootaloo May 2013 #82
other - spiders are fine Kali May 2013 #86
Scorpions sure know where to hide!! LeftInTX May 2013 #88
Scorpion on the toilet paper is just wrong. Buzz Clik May 2013 #117
Any bug in my house has a zero life expectancy, RebelOne May 2013 #91
Yikes. That's worse than scorpions. Buzz Clik May 2013 #119
Bugs LostOne4Ever May 2013 #97
Fortunately, there are those who are willing to sell you the tools of the trade. Buzz Clik May 2013 #120
This message was self-deleted by its author Buzz Clik May 2013 #118
That's what kids are for. Laffy Kat May 2013 #122
I'm certain the spiders view it as a win. Buzz Clik May 2013 #125
Arthropods are not welcome in my home and do not survive the encounter with me stevenleser May 2013 #123
You have crustaceans invading you home? Buzz Clik May 2013 #124
Yes, somehow they find their way into my grocery bags and delivery boxes! stevenleser May 2013 #126
Infiltrators! Buzz Clik May 2013 #127
I was okay with living things... until I met a waterbug in my bathroom. ScreamingMeemie May 2013 #128
You have the little geckos? About 2-3 inches long? Buzz Clik May 2013 #129
Yeah... The longest they get is about 5 inches. ScreamingMeemie May 2013 #132
these guys Buzz Clik May 2013 #133
Yup ScreamingMeemie May 2013 #134
Heh... greytdemocrat May 2013 #130
Yeah. That's my fear. Buzz Clik May 2013 #131
We catch and release spiders, kill ticks, and don't have chiggers or scorpions. Heidi May 2013 #136
A scorpion died in my garage this morning. Buzz Clik May 2013 #139
RIP, scorpion. Heidi May 2013 #149
I understand that the scorpion sting is painful and has some odd side effects. Buzz Clik May 2013 #150
The sting site was the center of my palm. Heidi May 2013 #151
I agree that it's not fair for you to lump spiders in with scorpions... countryjake May 2013 #141
All in my list are arachnids, and my poll certainly breaks out spiders from scorpions. Buzz Clik May 2013 #144
Well, Buzz, the way I see it... countryjake May 2013 #145
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