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DainBramaged

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44. I'll be revising my "we didn't start the poutrage" DU worry list momentarily

Sat May 25, 2013, 09:46 AM

May 2013

We didn't start the poutrage

Olive Garden, AppleBees, Cigarettes, breastfeeding, circumcision, narwhals, pit bulls, smoking bans

Elliot Spritzer, High school bands, soda pop, pornography, toilet paper dust, and Natalie Wood's untimely death

We didn't start the poutrage, if you don't recycle they'll drum you out of the neighborhood, we didn't start the poutrage, if you aren't concerned about the Patriot act you better be

food stamps, kids on planes, drinking caffeine, bombing the moon,

tax fast food, Rapture, PETA, Vaccinations, orange juice, and Jessie James

we didn't start the poutrage, and the penis size is once again on top of GD

Ipads, PayPal, Michael Vicks, and Octomom, unicorns Charlie Sheen, Jesus Christ we had good times

we didn't hate the Weiner, 2 Broke Girls are the new screaming kids in restaurants, we didn't include the spare tire....... and the Dugger mom is popping out another one......

we didn't start the poutrage, if you own a hot car you must be a total dick.........we didn't start the poutrage, ut we'll find something else to complain about next week....

we didn't start the poutrage, and babies should never ever sleep with their pets, we didn't start the poutrage, and the DU is really becoming quite a mess.

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Best picture of the year, period [View all] DainBramaged May 2013 OP

what happens when they suffocate the baby? datasuspect May 2013 #1

Sad you found horror in such beauty, sad for you. DainBramaged May 2013 #2

i found irresponsibility in that picture datasuspect May 2013 #3

Yea, I'm sure bitchkitty May 2013 #50

Jury Results on an alert. aikoaiko May 2013 #87

heavens to betsy! datasuspect May 2013 #111

Ignatius J. Reilly, is it really you??? callous taoboy May 2013 #228

WHAT! datasuspect May 2013 #229

Really! kristopher May 2013 #19

Not in my case. I have a weak immune system. Manifestor_of_Light May 2013 #105

That's unfortunate. kristopher May 2013 #115

Autoimmune disease is not a sign of a weak marybourg May 2013 #156

My daughter is in your shoes - Ms. Toad May 2013 #203

I agree with you dain. look at the chub on that puppy's little butt? Too cute. :D:D:D roguevalley May 2013 #180

Look, the puppies are stealing the baby's breath! Quantess May 2013 #4

no, their number and weight can do that job more effectively than theft. datasuspect May 2013 #5

I suspect your data is suspect and your conclusion flawed. marble falls May 2013 #16

Well played. n/t Agschmid May 2013 #157

It is highly unlikely sulphurdunn May 2013 #47

Silly, everybody knows LiberalElite May 2013 #144

Because we all know there's no parent there holding the camera making sure everything ET Awful May 2013 #7

Right. Thanks. elleng May 2013 #102

very stupid post Botany May 2013 #33

"Mama dog if she is around would die to protect that baby." michigandem58 May 2013 #109

'cause I know dogs Botany May 2013 #118

Yeah, we can tell. AtheistCrusader May 2013 #126

Looks like the twin to my baby who passed in 2007 DainBramaged May 2013 #218

And when they are done suffocating the baby... RoccoR5955 May 2013 #36

There always seems to be a real jerk in every post. n-t Logical May 2013 #64

How would they do that without thumbs? Rex May 2013 #69

Shouldn't you be pestering some goats from under a bridge? n/t Scootaloo May 2013 #88

it's the POTENTIAL of something bad happening datasuspect May 2013 #113

you know, the harder you dig in to defend your point, BlancheSplanchnik May 2013 #152

There is more of a potential of something bad happening when you put a baby into your sabrina 1 May 2013 #167

Yes, and every time you breathe... Scootaloo May 2013 #171

THAT is what nightmares are made out of DainBramaged May 2013 #224

I've been reading your posts here and finally get it that you are just joshing us and people take it uppityperson May 2013 #175

Well, I guess there's a Rorschach Test for everything.....nt Tommy_Carcetti May 2013 #232

irresponsible . . . DrDan May 2013 #6

No kidding. You just know they're going to wake up hungry. nt DCKit May 2013 #9

...and eat the baby. (no text) Quantess May 2013 #15

Well, the baby does have very succulent-looking cheeks. Arugula Latte May 2013 #91

BS. marble falls May 2013 #17

Yes, that baby may roll over and smother those cute puppies BrotherIvan May 2013 #35

WTF! Why does every post need some dumb comment? n-t Logical May 2013 #65

like this one? DrDan May 2013 #67

No, like your idiotic post when you have no fucking idea how they took the photo. n-t Logical May 2013 #71

and you were there, I suppose DrDan May 2013 #85

You have no idea if it was staged or even photo-shopped. So you basically just wanted to complain... Logical May 2013 #86

It's obviously staged BainsBane May 2013 #112

Nope. Arkansas Granny May 2013 #8

Yes, adorable picture. Auntie Bush May 2013 #10

Agreed. Cute, but that's it. cordelia May 2013 #11

NO DainBramaged May 2013 #79

Sadly, the baby and the puppies are already dead. Frank Cannon May 2013 #12

memento mori datasuspect May 2013 #26

You need professional help MattBaggins May 2013 #29

+1 Faygo Kid May 2013 #32

And you need literary help JanMichael May 2013 #53

Victorians did very similar all the time. KittyWampus May 2013 #145

lol surrealAmerican May 2013 #55

I couldn't either JanMichael May 2013 #61

I was afraid of that. Frank Cannon May 2013 #124

I laughed so loud, my puppy fell off my stomach! sammytko May 2013 #143

*snort!* nolabear May 2013 #93

!!! uppityperson May 2013 #176

Not as good as Star Trek (n/t) thesquanderer May 2013 #13

Yeah, right. The pic has no lens flare. RoccoR5955 May 2013 #37

lens flare is the new cowbell MindPilot May 2013 #231

Dark moods this morning... Thor_MN May 2013 #14

Great pic DB! Cooley Hurd May 2013 #18

It's about safety. Renew Deal May 2013 #21

"Staged and supervised" means safety has been taken into account Cooley Hurd May 2013 #24

If that is the baby's normal bed Renew Deal May 2013 #27

We can talk about ifs all day... Cooley Hurd May 2013 #30

Yes and when you're a parent your job is to provide the safest environment possible Renew Deal May 2013 #31

Correct... Cooley Hurd May 2013 #34

We always had two dogs and nearly a dozen cats while my beautiful daughter grew up DainBramaged May 2013 #45

Umm no it isn't.... Pelican May 2013 #59

lol Renew Deal May 2013 #95

Fair enough... Pelican May 2013 #173

This message was self-deleted by its author joc46224 May 2013 #121

I wold hate to be the fool that tried to harm that child. zeemike May 2013 #162

the mutual awesomeness of this picture shows the man dog bond better than anything else can roguevalley May 2013 #182

Nice post Santorum Renew Deal May 2013 #200

LOL! It took me a moment to get your subtle post. :D :D :D roguevalley May 2013 #211

if you hate this, you would love the pictures of my nieces being hugged by their dobermans. roguevalley May 2013 #181

Have kids; think it's an adorable picture. Obviously staged and safe. SaveOurDemocracy May 2013 #92

OMG, this baby might easily fall and get a concussion! uppityperson May 2013 #177

I love those, uppity. thank you. :D roguevalley May 2013 #183

I'm not dark but my first reaction to the photo was outright creepy. Not cute, just creepy. Not sure Democrat 4 Ever May 2013 #23

I don't think the OP even thinks of this as "high art" Cooley Hurd May 2013 #25

Some people here do not love dogs. I am not with them. Faygo Kid May 2013 #42

The BEST DainBramaged May 2013 #46

it's the cat people hfojvt May 2013 #72

But I iz a kitteh person..... DainBramaged May 2013 #138

Lots and lots of baby fat in that picture! Buzz Clik May 2013 #20

fat baby cheeks and fat puppy bellies make me feel warm and fuzzy. redwitch May 2013 #22

Google news search NJCher May 2013 #28

Unfortunately, you do get results if you Google: Baby smothered by dog PADemD May 2013 #94

Five total that I could find Ms. Toad May 2013 #139

That baby is safer there than sleeping with a parent. Ikonoklast May 2013 #98

I LOVE this photo blaze May 2013 #38

Lucky kids, lucky dogs, all warm and comfortable. hunter May 2013 #39

+1 ChaoticTrilby May 2013 #108

It amazes me how such beauty is turned to dread and despair by many in this thread DainBramaged May 2013 #40

it amazes me how much irresponsibilty is turned in to beauty by many in this thread DrDan May 2013 #60

I think you need to scurry back to what you seem to know the best, the gungeon DainBramaged May 2013 #68

and what do you think my position is regarding guns DrDan May 2013 #70

As much as you did puppies and babies.... DainBramaged May 2013 #77

Yeah! Think of the plague of infants suffocated by puppies each year! immoderate May 2013 #75

Like I said in response #54 - you're obviously posting flame bait here!! lunatica May 2013 #62

Comrade Grumpy thinks its a cute photo. Comrade Grumpy May 2013 #119

It is because they like to troll. morningfog May 2013 #83

Don't let the assholes get to you. baldguy May 2013 #103

I resisted posing pictures of babies with loving pitties DainBramaged May 2013 #106

Post removed Post removed May 2013 #155

Mention that not long after the picture was taken, the parents changed the baby in a Starbucks. Warren DeMontague May 2013 #190

My grand-daughter with Missy SoCalDem May 2013 #41

Great picture...beautiful child. Auntie Bush May 2013 #73

Our only grandchild, born 12-31-12 SoCalDem May 2013 #78

Adorable! Arugula Latte May 2013 #174

That kitty is 17 yrs old.. My son found her as a small kitten SoCalDem May 2013 #202

Oh my gawd, how sweet. He is adorable with her. Arugula Latte May 2013 #207

Well, I love the picture Tumbulu May 2013 #43

I'll be revising my "we didn't start the poutrage" DU worry list momentarily DainBramaged May 2013 #44

Thanks, that gave me a good laugh! Tumbulu May 2013 #48

My sweetie's chihuahua LOVES the big dogs and they love him DainBramaged May 2013 #52

We babysat a Chihuahua for a month lunatica May 2013 #63

It's the threads and the bling zeemike May 2013 #163

Oh what a cutie! And look at that nice sweater! Tumbulu May 2013 #168

Holy shit, that is amazing! AtheistCrusader May 2013 #127

Adorable. n/t winter is coming May 2013 #49

Heartwarming is good bitchkitty May 2013 #51

Wow! How did that photo create this angry thread?! lunatica May 2013 #54

Because: Humans. AtheistCrusader May 2013 #128

My mother would want the photographer arrested for child LibDemAlways May 2013 #56

Here's a nice little companion video... RevStPatrick May 2013 #57

Thanks!! How cute. Faygo Kid May 2013 #97

I half expected someone to say... RevStPatrick May 2013 #125

IT BIT HER FOOT! AtheistCrusader May 2013 #129

Even worse - it TICKLED her Faygo Kid May 2013 #132

Yes, because we're not really having fun until someone is dead Renew Deal May 2013 #201

Cute picture nt Progressive dog May 2013 #58

I just made it my desktop background. Chalco May 2013 #66

Dain, you must be surprise at the reaction to you precious photo. Auntie Bush May 2013 #74

For sure, DB Grateful for Hope May 2013 #76

It's a great pic, the baby is safe, and dogs and cats are great companions. PDJane May 2013 #80

Dain, maybe you should just put all the killjoy posters without sarcasm smilies on your ignore list! TheDebbieDee May 2013 #81

I wonder how I managed to safely raise 7 kids in a house with dogs and cats running around. I even appleannie1 May 2013 #82

Aw I love this pic redqueen May 2013 #84

cute pic - I think its part of a set. Mosby May 2013 #89

They all look like Winston Churchill Tierra_y_Libertad May 2013 #90

The world has most definitely imploded Ms. Toad May 2013 #96

You are and will always be a friend DainBramaged May 2013 #99

Thanks. Ms. Toad May 2013 #100

babies give me the willies. bunnies May 2013 #101

Sorry, but we never, have, let dogs sleep in our beds. demosincebirth May 2013 #104

I've let all manner of 'dogs' sleep in my bed DainBramaged May 2013 #107

I slept for YEARS with four dachshunds in a single bed. I'm still alive. ALIVE I TELL YOU! :D:D:D roguevalley May 2013 #184

Good for you. Still, I don't sleep with dogs in my bed not matter how cute they might seem. demosincebirth May 2013 #221

That's fine. :D :D :D roguevalley May 2013 #223

Love this photo. Thank you for posting it. ((((dainbramaged)))) Doremus May 2013 #110

Suffocation is a real danger michigandem58 May 2013 #114

LOL. woo me with science May 2013 #135

find an instance on Google and get back to us DainBramaged May 2013 #136

Get ready to move that goalpost michigandem58 May 2013 #150

12:00AM GMT 23 Dec 2000, RIGHT ONE INSTANCE IN 13 YEARS AND THAT VALIDATES YOUR PURITY CHECK? DainBramaged May 2013 #153

For what it is worth...cat....dog uppityperson May 2013 #178

uppity, I want that bulldog :D Look at the chub on him. roguevalley May 2013 #186

Everyone knows Cats will steal a baby's breath and soul. nt Demo_Chris May 2013 #219

Pretty close to the risk of cats stealing baby's breath Ms. Toad May 2013 #141

michigandem, where is the data? roguevalley May 2013 #185

Great photo, Dain Iwillnevergiveup May 2013 #116

Very Cute Picture! LostOne4Ever May 2013 #117

fat lil doggies Liberal_in_LA May 2013 #120

Cute pic, too bad about the stupid replies. nt awoke_in_2003 May 2013 #122

Agreed. n/t lindysalsagal May 2013 #123

Well, *I* thought the picture was just adorable derby378 May 2013 #130

Because of the dogs, right? earthside May 2013 #131

What? Faygo Kid May 2013 #133

No no no no the dogs represent the sleeping proletariat Warren DeMontague May 2013 #192

Sadly you're wrong DainBramaged May 2013 #134

I hear you dain. Our first dog came in the year before I was born which was in ... ahem ... uh ... roguevalley May 2013 #188

I'll see if I can retrieve the research my daughter has been doing. Ms. Toad May 2013 #146

You're wrong Texasgal May 2013 #148

Thank you TG, that's how most of my adult life has been DainBramaged May 2013 #154

THAT's how you interpret the photo? Quantess May 2013 #165

Christ, leave Tattoo alone already! Warren DeMontague May 2013 #193

earthside, what? By the way, in my life I have had over a dozen dogs, five at one time. I am a roguevalley May 2013 #187

Awwwwww. woo me with science May 2013 #137

Damn it I want charts and graphs and links !!!!!!!!! olddots May 2013 #140

For Those who think dogs serve no purpose DainBramaged May 2013 #142

Beautiful story. gtar100 May 2013 #194

cool Vattel May 2013 #198

Agreed -- Great photo. pengillian101 May 2013 #147

Adding this pic to my screensaver. nt agracie May 2013 #149

Hilarious thread amuse bouche May 2013 #151

I think it's cute :) Tien1985 May 2013 #158

. baldguy May 2013 #164

Hehehe Tien1985 May 2013 #196

I can not believe LostOne4Ever May 2013 #159

Three Dog Night? Is this when they first began? kwassa May 2013 #160

Cute! Are those pugs? Rex May 2013 #161

french bull dogs. :D roguevalley May 2013 #189

Bouledogue Français uppityperson May 2013 #206

the awesomeness never ends does it. LOL! roguevalley May 2013 #210

LOL I love this thread! polly7 May 2013 #166

Love DainBramaged May 2013 #169

LOL gtar100 May 2013 #195

Aww. So sweet. Cuddly puppy bellies and rosy baby cheeks and tender little ears. Frenchies? DevonRex May 2013 #170

Yes. Ms. Toad May 2013 #204

Thank you! I can go look for it now. I love Frenchies! nt DevonRex May 2013 #208

Absolutely wonderful donheld May 2013 #172

So that's what a Three Dog Night looks like! Hekate May 2013 #179

He or she is going to have a lifelong love of dogs. gtar100 May 2013 #191

This thread exposes the absolute insanity that is DU. trumad May 2013 #197

My God, I grew up with dogs, and played outside until the street lights came on Faygo Kid May 2013 #212

+1000 - Pathetic... Fix The Stupid May 2013 #220

That's great, and perfectly safe, because no dog has ever bitten a baby. Nye Bevan May 2013 #199

Awww That's so cute life long demo May 2013 #205

Four little chubby babies! ....... adorable!!! meti57b May 2013 #209

Cute, but not a good idea. dumbcat May 2013 #213

A posed picture is not worth the risk? Seriously? How about these ones?...... uppityperson May 2013 #214

There actually is Ms. Toad May 2013 #225

As others have tried to deride this thread, I can only offer one suggestion DainBramaged May 2013 #215

Oh good grief. Faygo Kid May 2013 #216

Wow, you made up a new account just to post this?? cbdo2007 May 2013 #226

Yes, I knew back in February that this would happen dumbcat May 2013 #227

The puppies are cute REP May 2013 #217

Somebody's got a looooot of explaining to do underpants May 2013 #222

That the baby's flesh is allowed to co-mingle with the flesh of lesser beings, callous taoboy May 2013 #230

Adorable. hamsterjill May 2013 #233