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Arugula Latte

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22. Greg Proops on the Pilgrims:

Fri Feb 10, 2012, 12:56 AM

Feb 2012

My feeling is, the Pilgrims were asked to leave England. England was never funner than when the Pilgrims split, right? The people of England got a little tired of these dour, right-winged conservative psycho-Christians wearing all black, bumming people out, confusing everyone by wearing buckles on... their heads. "Is that tight enough for you, Cotton?" "Yea, verily." ...

...I have to hear this all the time in England: "Well, all Americans are fat and stupid, mm-hm-hm-hm-hm." Really? Well, thanks for sending over the best and brightest to start the party. Maybe we can send a few freaky, Texas, militia, hate-group, gun-toting weirdoes back to your country. ...

...How come we got the grumpy boat of bandy-legged Puritans? How come we didn't get the Italian party boat with the cappuccino makers and the gelato machine? That was the sexy boat, man.

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Kirk Cameron Is A Christian TWIT [View all] rsmith6621 Feb 2012 OP

I just saw him on MSNBC ... apparently, we all need to go back and be like Pilgrims. JoePhilly Feb 2012 #1

Greg Proops on the Pilgrims: Arugula Latte Feb 2012 #22

I love that bit!! JoePhilly Feb 2012 #27

For those who want to know, Kirk Cameron has joined white supremacists AND Dawson Leery Feb 2012 #2

I had to turn the channel. He too obnoxious. Fuzz Feb 2012 #3

he's a twit claiming to be a christian. I heard him interviewed roguevalley Feb 2012 #4

How can one be a "Christian" with reading only one book of many? Dawson Leery Feb 2012 #5

amazing isn't it? roguevalley Feb 2012 #7

Who made you judge and jury of who is Christian? n/t Goblinmonger Feb 2012 #10

They're not, I am. Fuzz Feb 2012 #13

ah. I believe being a christian means following the red words. If you want to roguevalley Feb 2012 #15

You may want to read that "judge not lest ye be judged" part again. Kurmudgeon Feb 2012 #23

I hope you do understand that it applies to you as well. Just saying roguevalley Feb 2012 #29

Naturally, I don't think unkindly of either you or Kirk. Have a nice day! Kurmudgeon Feb 2012 #30

To be fair... Iggo Feb 2012 #6

Agreed! ohiosmith Feb 2012 #8

Isn't this the banana guy? originalpckelly Feb 2012 #9

Have you seen that movie Fireproof that he's in? Initech Feb 2012 #11

What ya expect. For years Kirk was hanging out with some guy name Boner center rising Feb 2012 #12

Really? Lugnut Feb 2012 #14

But... but... but... he gave us the Crocoduck!!!! arcane1 Feb 2012 #16

I can't hear his name without thinking of this video.. Fumesucker Feb 2012 #17

I *love* ZOMGitsCriss! sakabatou Feb 2012 #32

yep. provis99 Feb 2012 #18

another fruit loop hiding from reality fascisthunter Feb 2012 #19

Has been for quite some time Major Nikon Feb 2012 #20

Mike Seaver became a believer and now he's bright-eyed and bushy-tailed like a Golden Retriever. anAustralianobserver Feb 2012 #21

I don't even know who he is Mosaic Feb 2012 #24

He's a twit regardless of religion. I'm sure if he had annabanana Feb 2012 #25

Exactly. +1 lunatica Feb 2012 #26

And Madelyn Murray O'hare was a atheist harpy. LanternWaste Feb 2012 #28

Was Stephen Baldwin there also ? JI7 Feb 2012 #31