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Rozlee

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35. You know you're a teabagger when
Mon Jun 3, 2013, 02:29 PM
Jun 2013

You make $15,000 a year at Walmart and think you're middle class.

And think despite this, you're not one of the 47% Mitt Romney talked about.

Think Saddam Hussein hid his WMDs in Syria.

Think Barack Obama is a secret Mooslem and has Osama bin Laden living in the White House.

Think Michelle Obama's mother practices voodoo in the White House. I read this in a chain email my teabagger sister gets.

Think Obama used his Muslim influence in Libya to get Ambassador Stevens killed because he was stinging from Obama's rejection of him and was going to reveal their homosexual relationship. Got that from lurking and reading posters on World Nut Daily.

Think Obamacare is going to insert microchips into you that will keep tabs on you. Got that from a site where the picture of the microchip is actually an identification tag that goes on prosthetics like hip and knee replacements to identify them in case of recalls.

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Excellent, SummerSnow! Cha Jun 2013 #1
...Your tricorner hat is 'Made in China' nt Earth_First Jun 2013 #2
If only these people were as mad about... VPStoltz Jun 2013 #3
succcinct heaven05 Jun 2013 #4
When you own two cars: marble falls Jun 2013 #5
K&R ReRe Jun 2013 #6
Umm..really? BetterThanNoSN Jun 2013 #30
You're right.... ReRe Jun 2013 #34
Kick. Iggo Jun 2013 #7
You know you're a Teabagger when... randome Jun 2013 #8
you forgot REAL, randome! Skittles Jun 2013 #10
You mean 'real' Americans as in Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann and... randome Jun 2013 #11
I hear you Skittles Jun 2013 #12
When... kairos12 Jun 2013 #9
Wnen Iwillnevergiveup Jun 2013 #13
Well said, SummerSnow! nt sheshe2 Jun 2013 #14
You feel justified in scamming the IRS to not pay taxes Isoldeblue Jun 2013 #15
Freepers, Birthers, Morons of all stripe, You didn't get mad... RC Jun 2013 #16
+1 Sherman A1 Jun 2013 #20
That does kind of suck . . . another_liberal Jun 2013 #24
Didnt plagarized from another duer..git it off another website.Thanks for reminding to source it SummerSnow Jun 2013 #28
...When even George W. Bush is a little too moderate for your taste PennsylvaniaMatt Jun 2013 #17
+1 magellan Jun 2013 #21
K & R Thinkingabout Jun 2013 #18
still getting over the waste of IRS money = $60,000 PatrynXX Jun 2013 #19
You beat me to it. GoCubsGo Jun 2013 #25
When you have to sell 10,000 rolls of toilet paper at the flea market...... Gabby Hayes Jun 2013 #22
The Tea Bags get mad at whatever their masters the Kochs tell them to get mad at. blkmusclmachine Jun 2013 #23
There you have it Berlum Jun 2013 #26
They didn't get mad until.... AlbertCat Jun 2013 #27
Big K & R ctsnowman Jun 2013 #29
wait, when'd we get the right to see a doctor when we get sick? MisterP Jun 2013 #31
You know when you're a teabagger when at a conference Glenn Beck is the sane one in the room.. Initech Jun 2013 #32
But you got "mad as hell" every damn time Coyotl Jun 2013 #33
You know you're a teabagger when Rozlee Jun 2013 #35
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You cannot stand it when someone says Zimmerman is Rex Jun 2013 #38
When you are outraged about Benghazi, but... JHB Jun 2013 #39
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