President Bush on currency? Overwhelming majority say no in poll

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I'm a strong proponent of the George Carlin $20, Albert Einstein $50 and we'll leave Ben Franklin on the $100. Of course, Mickey Mouse belongs on the $1, Elvis Presley on the $5 and Jim Thorpe on the $10 coins. No more paper money below $20. Further, we reinstate the $500 and $1000 to account for the reality of inflation...$100 doesn't buy what it did 10 years ago. Those are $500 Nathan Hale and $1000 Sally Ride.

I figure the conservatives will clamor that this is a ploy to keep Reagan off the currency so we relent and create a zero-cent coin that serves for flipping and as a marker...it's reflective of what a shitty job he did on the US economy and for the middle-class...Reagan zero-cent coins will be colloquially referred to as "assholes" after the noted actors most-prominent feature, the hole below his nose that shit came out of.

(You still have to be dead or never alive to appear on US currency though.)