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I recommend... liberal N proud Jun 2013 #1
Attention all! dothemath Jun 2013 #68
No, but DO try disconnecting from the internet once in a while. It'll do you some good. reformist2 Jun 2013 #2
Then how will I get my porn? nt onehandle Jun 2013 #3
Go to the bookstore. Buzz Clik Jun 2013 #6
All bookstores within 100 miles of my house are big coffee shops with a book section Orrex Jun 2013 #22
Coffee and porn. Sounds like a winner to me. Buzz Clik Jun 2013 #26
I'm seeing a whole new meaning for your screen name. nt boston bean Jun 2013 #7
ew Buzz Clik Jun 2013 #31
maybe i should have said "learning" boston bean Jun 2013 #32
made me laugh KittyWampus Jun 2013 #53
DUzy! MineralMan Jun 2013 #67
The old-fashioned way--delivered by the USPS in a plain brown wrapper. msanthrope Jun 2013 #10
Plus USPS tracking numbers are a bit of a joke emulatorloo Jun 2013 #15
"USPS was notified by the shipper that a package was to be sent 6 days ago." Buzz Clik Jun 2013 #37
Talk about tracking even when you go to the grocery store they know what you are buying. We southernyankeebelle Jun 2013 #76
Even something like Angry Birds collects location tracking info emulatorloo Jun 2013 #80
What can a person say, LOL southernyankeebelle Jun 2013 #88
Books In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #23
Sneaker-Net. mwooldri Jun 2013 #66
make your own - like the pioneers arely staircase Jun 2013 #97
With AT&T's crappy coverage, they can only tell where I am 30% of the day. nt geek tragedy Jun 2013 #4
I hear that. They will never find me when I'm at home. Buzz Clik Jun 2013 #9
They told me I was at my neighbor's house. Jamastiene Jun 2013 #82
And, being a good citizen, you corrected them. Buzz Clik Jun 2013 #85
No, I did the Risky Business Jamastiene Jun 2013 #89
... William769 Jun 2013 #36
Can you imagine the drone program using AT&T to track a subject geek tragedy Jun 2013 #38
Please stop I haven't had this good of a laugh in a while my sides are hurting! William769 Jun 2013 #41
I'd avoid Instagram for the next few weeks . . . nt geek tragedy Jun 2013 #44
Not only am I new to cell phones, I just got a smart phone. William769 Jun 2013 #47
Oh man, wait till you see the Facebook app where you geek tragedy Jun 2013 #49
I tweet, I don't do facebook. William769 Jun 2013 #50
Facebooks sucks nowadays, good call nt geek tragedy Jun 2013 #54
William769 Diclotican Jun 2013 #86
whoa that just gave new life to azurnoir Jun 2013 #52
They wouldn't be the first! William769 Jun 2013 #55
Lol azurnoir Jun 2013 #58
OMG! The Govt. is secretly taping the insides of our colons? KittyWampus Jun 2013 #56
I know you think you are joking Sheepshank Jun 2013 #81
How else can they... Whiskeytide Jun 2013 #84
It'd save you a lot of money if they did... jmowreader Jun 2013 #64
DUzy! . . .n/t annabanana Jun 2013 #51
Yup. Jamastiene Jun 2013 #77
lol! nt ecstatic Jun 2013 #94
i bet the cia has to complain about dropped surveillance arely staircase Jun 2013 #99
Just to be safe, I took the batteries out of my car and the smoke detectors in my home. Buzz Clik Jun 2013 #5
Yah, that's it. The NSA has conspired with the battery makers MineralMan Jun 2013 #17
But, but , but... Skidmore Jun 2013 #8
Check! In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #11
The battery is out of my cell phone -- and I'm hoping it will dry out! FarCenter Jun 2013 #12
Damn! When we said to "scrub your phone" it was metaphorical!!! Buzz Clik Jun 2013 #39
How easy it is to mock! Almost as easy as tracking a cell phone. retread Jun 2013 #13
Scary, but this service requires installation of the app on the target's phone. klook Jun 2013 #91
I love when people go online to complain about being tracked online NightWatcher Jun 2013 #14
Nuff said, please confine all communication to FACEBOOK emulatorloo Jun 2013 #16
And check in wherever you go, too. MineralMan Jun 2013 #19
Actually DU is... sarisataka Jun 2013 #18
Haha. Fooled you. That drippy kitchen faucet is a distraction that MineralMan Jun 2013 #21
All terrorists should use Verizon. Dash87 Jun 2013 #20
Mercy! avaistheone1 Jun 2013 #70
* 99Forever Jun 2013 #24
I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere, but I just can't put my finger on where. MineralMan Jun 2013 #25
Facebook. My daughter "liked" that comment when her friend was having a fight with her boyfriend... Buzz Clik Jun 2013 #29
See. Everything you need to know can be found on The Facebook. MineralMan Jun 2013 #30
You "liked" Facebook? That's pretty awesome. Buzz Clik Jun 2013 #34
Seems like a whole bunch of people... 99Forever Jun 2013 #92
I am in the group that looks at things MineralMan Jun 2013 #93
+1 As I see it, we've voluntarily given up enough info to the gov't and there snappyturtle Jun 2013 #42
Oh that old constitution is so old school zeemike Jun 2013 #72
Glad to see some people on DU have a sense of humor. Auntie Bush Jun 2013 #27
Well, there's serious, and then there's SERIOUS. MineralMan Jun 2013 #28
Your concern is noted, MM RobertEarl Jun 2013 #33
I've done all of that and more. longship Jun 2013 #35
Identity Theft! Identity Theft! MineralMan Jun 2013 #59
If I agree to the contract, do I get to be the party of the first part? longship Jun 2013 #69
My flip phone doesn't have GPS. sadbear Jun 2013 #40
Are you using the Al Franken satellite phone? Buzz Clik Jun 2013 #45
Good Evening. We're from the Government SecularMotion Jun 2013 #43
This message was self-deleted by its author mother earth Jun 2013 #102
Done! HappyMe Jun 2013 #46
Uh-oh. You are so hosed. Run for your life! MineralMan Jun 2013 #57
DURec Gus Lammas Jun 2013 #48
You left out: Turbineguy Jun 2013 #60
NO! Fox watches you through the camera in your cable box. MineralMan Jun 2013 #61
Are you suggesting that Turbineguy Jun 2013 #62
Well, I'd take care of that hemorrhoid, at least. MineralMan Jun 2013 #65
Uh-oh...this thread is trending now! Agent Mike will MineralMan Jun 2013 #63
You left out that we should instead just drink the government cool-aide. rhett o rick Jun 2013 #71
Oh I so needed that, MineralMan! sheshe2 Jun 2013 #73
Wow! Those make my homemade one look like MineralMan Jun 2013 #95
Will send you one post haste, MM! sheshe2 Jun 2013 #96
K/R CakeGrrl Jun 2013 #74
Some cell phones have inaccessible batteries ... JustABozoOnThisBus Jun 2013 #75
i do`t give a fuck if they know where i am... madrchsod Jun 2013 #78
This message was self-deleted by its author Sheepshank Jun 2013 #79
That certainly explains why men in black arrested me at church yesterday. ColesCountyDem Jun 2013 #83
About as funny as "Mallard Fillmore." SMC22307 Jun 2013 #87
+1 SomethingFishy Jun 2013 #104
Told ya years ago that Big Brother isn't Uncle Sam, it's Corporate Tech Hekate Jun 2013 #90
Pfft! Texasgal Jun 2013 #98
Duck tape and plastic! graywarrior Jun 2013 #100
I just keep mine turned off. Deep13 Jun 2013 #101
So that is why I could not reach you. MineralMan Jun 2013 #103
Not for me. Deep13 Jun 2013 #105
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