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MineralMan

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8. Oh, they're watching my email, too. There's no doubt about it.

Reply to think (Reply #7)

Tue Jun 11, 2013, 04:29 PM

Jun 2013

I keep getting messages from the email daemon, telling me my email couldn't be delivered. It's been intercepted by Matt Daemon, see. He secretly works for the NSA, where he is paid millions to steal my email.

That's 100% true, by the way!

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They're recording all my calls. I know it's true. [View all] MineralMan Jun 2013 OP

If they actually did this, there would be 0 louis-t Jun 2013 #1

Well, that would be a good thing, right? MineralMan Jun 2013 #2

Me too! bunnies Jun 2013 #3

Well, it sure beats the 10 cents I get paid MineralMan Jun 2013 #4

Ten Cents?! bunnies Jun 2013 #5

Well, I get paid more, because I write really long posts. MineralMan Jun 2013 #6

Youve got a point there. bunnies Jun 2013 #10

They'd never snoop into anyone's email either. Especially a US presidents now would they? think Jun 2013 #7

Oh, they're watching my email, too. There's no doubt about it. MineralMan Jun 2013 #8

Matt Daemon... tridim Jun 2013 #16

The things you mock say a lot about you. tkmorris Jun 2013 #9

If you look, you'll find several serious OPs on this issue MineralMan Jun 2013 #12

Sorry, not biting tkmorris Jun 2013 #18

Thanks for your permission. MineralMan Jun 2013 #23

We get it MineralMan. You think anybody the least bit concerned about what the NSA... npk Jun 2013 #11

No, you don't get it at all. Truly you don't. MineralMan Jun 2013 #13

My apologies then MineralMan. n/t npk Jun 2013 #22

+1 marions ghost Jun 2013 #19

Oh, it's OK. They only want to know who you talk to, how often, how long. Tierra_y_Libertad Jun 2013 #14

Really. Who do you know that they have chatted with MineralMan Jun 2013 #15

Which then begs the point of why it's being done at all. Tierra_y_Libertad Jun 2013 #17

You know, I can explain that, and I will: MineralMan Jun 2013 #20

ooh, why not post some more silly shit? cali Jun 2013 #21

Swithch from Magic Jack then. rug Jun 2013 #24