Poll: Where will Snowden end up?

[wandy]

7. Long years from now, somewhere in the heart of flyover land an old man will...

sit in a dimly lit room. His only companions, an outdated PC and a bottle of whiskey.
He will reflect on his decisions, his 15 minutes of fame, The bright lights of Hong Knog. The workstation from which he could rule the world. Hold me closer tiny dancer.
The memories of a man in his old age are the deeds of a man in his prime.
He will wonder if the government is still after him. He waits in fear for when the next shoe will drop,
All that time the men in black, fritter and waist the hours of their dull day waiting for Ed Snowden to drink himself to death.

Other, most assured, other.