A question for DUers from a former DUer (have at it)

[Arkana]

68. Well let's see.

"Gas is over $3 and in some places near $4".

Not much the President can do about that short of putting every oil company exec in a headlock. The only place this will happen is in the far left's wet dreams.

"Food inflation is so high that you guys have threads devoted to bargain-shopping."

Uh...what?

"Obama approves of drones filling the American skies."

As a newly-minted wingnut, I'd have thought you'd approve.

"Guantanamo is still open and will remain open for the forseeable future."

You can thank Congress for refusing to provide the funding for that. Asshole Republicans and whiny NIMBY Democrats who kept blocking it because they were afraid of the MSM going "SOFT ON TEEERRRROOORRRRR!!!!"

"Obama and his attack dog, Cankles Clinton, have aircraft carriers circling Iran."

And we start with a personal attack on Hillary Clinton? Classy. Anyway, this is news to me--and if your boys had their way we'd have American troops getting shot to death there right now.

"The feds bust medical marijuana clinics whenever their stash runs low."

Ah, I see. The not-so-subtle racist implication that Eric Holder's Justice Department is a bunch of weed-smoking power-hungry psychopaths. Seriously, what?

"Your Occupy Wall Street movement has become exactly that: a movement, only of the bowel variety."

How is this Obama's fault? Also, if you want to see TRUE shit, take a look at the Rascals and misspelled racist signs at Tea Party/Klan rallies.

"All that, plus more and more of the jobs that your unions have bargained for you the right to show up at drunk and high are going overseas."

How DARE those unions get me a 40-hour work week and enforced sick and vacation time! Those BASTARDS! Seriously, the anti-union crap is getting old.


Bottom line: What we see in "Dear Leader" (ironic that you call him that, considering you guys worship Ronnie McReagan like a god) is a man with the ability and temperament to be the most powerful person in the nation. What we see on your side is an egomaniacal psychopath (Gingrich), a terrifyingly nutty social conservative who would turn the country into a horribly oppressive theocracy (Santorum), a rich boy who wants to buy the Presidency and can't think of a single reason why people should vote for him (Romney), and a complete fucking nutbag who thinks it's still the 19th century (Paul).