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LadyHawkAZ

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8. Is this satire?

Wed Jun 19, 2013, 06:06 PM

Jun 2013

I mean really? Take a body part capable of extremely tight gripping, generally tipped with sharp objects, and stick it on your most sensitive area? Does he have any clue of the possibilities? Because I know what I'm gonna do if someone shoves their dick in my hand without an invite...

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Kickstarter pick-up guide tells men: �Pull out your c-ck and put her hand on it� [View all] Emit Jun 2013 OP

Obviously, and any oaf who takes his advice Warpy Jun 2013 #1

Your last sentence nails it. "dating" is only vaguely theoretical to the author stevenleser Jun 2013 #14

"easy to understand, quick to read, and full of advice that will get you thrown in jail". Scuba Jun 2013 #2

Oh, yeah, *that's* gonna work. The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2013 #3

Oh lord, this is DUzy worthy all the way through. My fantasy date..Bwahahaha... monmouth3 Jun 2013 #4

Who thinks up this crap, the Axe Body Spray commercial writers? n/t reflection Jun 2013 #5

Follow this advice and... Cooley Hurd Jun 2013 #6

Yuk.. A guidebook for predatory creeps.. SoCalDem Jun 2013 #7

YES! Will the REAL Alpha Males PLEASE stand up? alp227 Jun 2013 #27

Is this satire? LadyHawkAZ Jun 2013 #8

I don't even follow the mechanics of this Sen. Walter Sobchak Jun 2013 #11

Jerry Sandusky probably is moving on to his fantasies about women alp227 Jun 2013 #28

Oh baby....I'm aroused just reading about this.... uppityperson Jun 2013 #9

One of my colleagues found a book like this in the seat back of a plane Sen. Walter Sobchak Jun 2013 #10

Reminds me of this excerpt from "Jay and Silent Bob strike Back" ismnotwasm Jun 2013 #12

This is where those sharp nails come in, ladies. Works like a charm. Squinch Jun 2013 #13

Guys, if you've ever wondered what pepper spray feels like LittleBlue Jun 2013 #15

Or if you've ever wondered what it's like to be tazed... Initech Jun 2013 #37

WHAT?! Quantess Jun 2013 #16

the very worst part of this advice is the limited health of the audience... galileoreloaded Jun 2013 #17

That was in a Seinfeld episode. Nye Bevan Jun 2013 #18

I've definitely got Seinfeld on the brain Cirque du So-What Jun 2013 #19

EVERYTHING is in a Seinfeld episode! arcane1 Jun 2013 #20

You may be on to something Cirque du So-What Jun 2013 #22

Haha!! See what I mean?? arcane1 Jun 2013 #23

Seinfeld and The Simpsons both! Initech Jun 2013 #25

Yeah I think I'd prefer not to wind up on any registered sex offender lists. No thanks. Initech Jun 2013 #21

Sounds like a typical pickup manual for the 1% who believe they are the masters of their universe nt Drew Richards Jun 2013 #24

That's disgusting. jessie04 Jun 2013 #26

I'd rather buy a book published by Regnery, Threshold, or one of those right wing wastepaper mills alp227 Jun 2013 #29

Gack. (nt) DirkGently Jun 2013 #30

The worst of it got deleted WovenGems Jun 2013 #31

Hey Baby...Let me grab your hand and place it on my big peni...AAAAHHHHHHHHGGGG BlueJazz Jun 2013 #32

it would be a kickstarter all right-would take quite the doctor to return my balls to their normal dembotoz Jun 2013 #33

Also, grow a 70s porn mustache, chicks dig that! JoePhilly Jun 2013 #34

What. The. Fuck? historylovr Jun 2013 #35

"Nevermind the rash on my hands... Ilsa Jun 2013 #36

As the saying goes mythology Jun 2013 #38

next step arely staircase Jun 2013 #39

Good lord. People believe this bullshit? Dash87 Jun 2013 #40

I know women Spirochete Jun 2013 #41

I'll have to send this to Dave Futrelle over at ManBoobz....he'll want to see this one. n/t AverageJoe90 Jun 2013 #42