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frazzled

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18. We had to turn the sound off ... and then we switched to Mad Men
Mon Jun 24, 2013, 12:14 AM
Jun 2013

before he even finished.

I mean really, what's more exciting? Someone spouting Jesus stuff every 10 seconds while perched above the Grand Canyon on a wire, or the frickin' season finale of Mad Men? The answer is obvious: Mad Men was thrilling tonight.

And why the hell (excuse me, Jesus) was this guy wearing flared jeans and a loose T-shirt up there? Wouldn't you want to wear some aerodynamic lycra stuff instead of a billowing T-shirt that might carry you aloft, not to mention distract you?

I must say, I probably would have been saying "Help me, Jesus" if I were up there (even though I'm Jewish). Or more likely, I'd be saying "Holy shit!"

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Tell Jesus annabanana Jun 2013 #1
I Looked Away From The Screen... KharmaTrain Jun 2013 #2
So, if he falls, it will be Jesus's fault? Luminous Animal Jun 2013 #3
Not likely. Who's gonna testify, "I saw Jesus push him?" pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #6
! Poll_Blind Jun 2013 #21
Just pointing out the irony of what we saw, MSM, Equipment, Cameras orpupilofnature57 Jun 2013 #33
Good thing "jesus" doesn't have anything serious to do this evening... truebrit71 Jun 2013 #4
He's done nadinbrzezinski Jun 2013 #5
Next, we make it a competition for who can walk it in the shortest elapsed time Electric Monk Jun 2013 #7
Did you notice that idiot Joel Osteen hanging around? busterbrown Jun 2013 #9
So how much money did he make? El Supremo Jun 2013 #8
Daring imaginary beings while walking over not quite the grand canyon. wow we can do it Jun 2013 #10
Message auto-removed Name removed Jun 2013 #11
Sick post. former9thward Jun 2013 #12
I hope it isn't Baby Jeebus Vinnie From Indy Jun 2013 #13
So in effect you are saying, he is alone and dillusional! DrewFlorida Jun 2013 #14
Neither, in a zone without spectators, pontiffs, or experts.... orpupilofnature57 Jun 2013 #32
Nik finished the walk successfully.... chillfactor Jun 2013 #15
He made it marions ghost Jun 2013 #16
is this one of those deals about the sets of footprints? frylock Jun 2013 #17
We had to turn the sound off ... and then we switched to Mad Men frazzled Jun 2013 #18
As far as what he wore The Straight Story Jun 2013 #19
Wallenda is a very religous man chillfactor Jun 2013 #20
I have no problems with his personal beliefs frazzled Jun 2013 #23
no problem with your turning the sound off.... chillfactor Jun 2013 #26
Obviously, YOUR feelings are the only ones that count frazzled Jun 2013 #27
I wondered about his clothes to. texanwitch Jun 2013 #24
Interesting that he said help me Jesus marions ghost Jun 2013 #22
+1000 !!!! orpupilofnature57 Jun 2013 #29
That's exactly what it was -- a mantra. AngryOldDem Jun 2013 #31
Give the man his due burnodo Jun 2013 #25
Why did he take his gardener? Rincewind Jun 2013 #28
Not knocking him for that. At all. AngryOldDem Jun 2013 #30
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