Rand Paul: "Humans Will Marry Non Humans Without DOMA"

[angrychair]

112. for not kicking the Christ baby

Of all the bullshit that gets slung by these slack-jawed asshats this is the one that convinces me that the best part of their parental DNA slide out the back end of their daddy's sister. Why the fuck do these monkey dildos get a pass for saying the most ignorant, bigoted, misogynist and bat-shit crazy carrying a cowbell statements and the press gives them a pass. The general public gives them a pass. Despite caring so much about the subject, the phrase "two consenting adults" -human implied-is not hard to understand. If you don't get it than you should get Tommy-Boyed "raise your hand so Tommy can come over to your seat and hit you in the head with a tack-hammer because you are a Republican" (the last word has been altered out of respect for our mentally-challenged bothers and sisters).
I have no desire to gain a hint of insight into the websites or blogs you have on your favorites Goathummer243. What we have here isn't a "cry" for help, its a hysterical, holy shit, 3-year old in the middle of the toy isle meltdown on free tickle me Elmo day. So, if you ever find yourself with a overwhelming desire to play with your poodle's pee-pee or toss the salad of your best friend's Emu, my advice to you is to punch yourself in the genitals until those thoughts pass. Rinse. Repeat if needed.