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127. What the dog was trying to sing

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2013, 01:50 PM

Jul 2013

Standing On The Verge of Getting It On
{G Clinton, G Cook} Bridgeport Music

{spoken}
Hey lady, won't you be my dog
And I'll be your tree
And you can pee on me!

We will do you no harm
Other than pee in your afro

Hey lady, won't you be my dog
And I'll be your tree
And you can pee on me!.......................

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Owners received noise complaints abt their dog so they set up a nanny cam.This is what they saw: [View all] Are_grits_groceries Jun 2013 OP

Dawgtoven's 5th xchrom Jun 2013 #1

I could have sworn it was Fur Elise pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #7

Johann Sebastian Bark? Chiyo-chichi Jun 2013 #24

Giacomo Pawccini? Gidney N Cloyd Jun 2013 #44

No. It's WAGner! nt tblue Jun 2013 #48

It's "You Ain't Nothing But a Hound Dog" Uncle Joe Jun 2013 #55

tennis balls! BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2013 #74

I am the barker of Seville!! Throw a bone, throw a bone, throw a bone!!! SaveAmerica Jun 2013 #91

! BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2013 #110

LMAO! Fantastic Anarchist Jun 2013 #117

Beethoven! Fantastic Anarchist Jun 2013 #118

Tough gig standing behind Elvis... Merlot Jun 2013 #95

'specially when you got PAWS! BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2013 #109

Close DFW Jun 2013 #105

The most recent polls show dogs prefer Furry Lise 78% to 20% pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #106

You win, pinboy Richardo Jul 2013 #126

This subthread, DUzy for all! nt longship Jun 2013 #27

I would hope for "Kiww the Wabbit!" longship Jun 2013 #29

no, no, no...he's a Debussy fan Adsos Letter Jun 2013 #50

A regular Unknown Beatle Jun 2013 #61

That's "Roll Over, Beethoven." Quasimodem Jun 2013 #83

Nah, ain't nothin' but a hound dog, (cryin' all the time). chknltl Jun 2013 #90

call robert john "mutt" lange to produce. pepperbear Jun 2013 #96

awesome nt arely staircase Jun 2013 #2

Dogs are just so hilarious. Sheldon Cooper Jun 2013 #3

LOL! LeftofObama Jun 2013 #4

Good God, that's cute! randome Jun 2013 #5

Aww. Liberace Poodle wants to have a lounge act. n/t Cleita Jun 2013 #6

Sort of a new age contemporary jazz sound...He has talent if he can just project a little more.... Rowdyboy Jun 2013 #8

Book mark bahrbearian Jun 2013 #9

Dogs are so cool! SammyWinstonJack Jun 2013 #10

Or annoying Arugula Latte Jun 2013 #13

Far less annoying than cats. HappyMe Jun 2013 #33

Puh. I can play better than that. nt onehandle Jun 2013 #11

Yeah... pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #15

True. nt onehandle Jun 2013 #18

LOL ohheckyeah Jun 2013 #12

Plays piano AND sings better than I do! johnp3907 Jun 2013 #14

I'm sorry. I'm old. Is this that Justin Beeber everyone is talking about? baldguy Jun 2013 #16

LOL Good one. nt okaawhatever Jun 2013 #23

If you don't know the lyrics, you're supposed to hum. Fire Walk With Me Jun 2013 #17

LOL! Rhiannon12866 Jun 2013 #46

Needs to go to 'America's Funniest Videos'. sinkingfeeling Jun 2013 #19

I am going to send it to SalmonChantedEvening. nt awoke_in_2003 Jun 2013 #67

He would love this malaise Jun 2013 #78

I know I enjoyed the heck out of it... awoke_in_2003 Jun 2013 #87

Ha malaise Jun 2013 #103

He's got the blues justiceischeap Jun 2013 #20

"Now we're gonna be face-to-face / And I'll lay right down in my favorite place..." HiddenAgenda63 Jun 2013 #21

K&R lupinella Jun 2013 #93

How incredibly annoying. SheilaT Jun 2013 #22

Then how is he going to practice? Maraya1969 Jun 2013 #114

In a proper sound proofed practice room. SheilaT Jun 2013 #123

Hilarious! Needs to work on his range a bit more though. nt. polly7 Jun 2013 #25

OMG hilarious! treestar Jun 2013 #26

Awesome marions ghost Jun 2013 #28

Am I the only being on earth who can't read music? denbot Jun 2013 #30

Good Golly Miss Molly!~ panader0 Jun 2013 #31

Gentleman, please...Motzbark. n/t jtuck004 Jun 2013 #32

DUzy! HappyMe Jun 2013 #36

Obscure, but perfect. FiveGoodMen Jul 2013 #125

Watched too many MASH re-runs. n/t jtuck004 Jul 2013 #129

Priceless. n/t Paper Roses Jun 2013 #34

How cute! AndyA Jun 2013 #35

This video is ancient Sen. Walter Sobchak Jun 2013 #37

right Egnever Jun 2013 #80

Thank you so much Iliyah Jun 2013 #38

Wonderful way to end my Friday and prep for the weekend. h2ebits Jun 2013 #39

Good thing they didn't have any bagpipes lying around! randome Jun 2013 #40

Priceless CanonRay Jun 2013 #41

that was precious! chillfactor Jun 2013 #42

Take a bow! Wow! DemoTex Jun 2013 #43

ROFL........ Swede Atlanta Jun 2013 #45

You mean PawVarotti! vanlassie Jun 2013 #94

Oh that is awesome Marrah_G Jun 2013 #47

That dog has more style than most people. n/t pa28 Jun 2013 #49

kick for the kitten gif! burnodo Jun 2013 #51

That kitten is ... OMG. There are no words for its cuteness. Arugula Latte Jun 2013 #81

I like how he made it his own Politicub Jun 2013 #52

LOL! napkinz Jun 2013 #70

Purr-fect!!! n/t TDale313 Jul 2013 #130

Everyone is a Critic Ccarmona Jun 2013 #53

That video is quite amusing. Jenoch Jun 2013 #54

A true skeptic you are! Good for you! randome Jun 2013 #75

Yeah, me neither. But it's still funny! pnwmom Jun 2013 #77

Are_grits_groceries Diclotican Jun 2013 #56

Lol! Love this!! :-) hue Jun 2013 #57

ROFL Auggie Jun 2013 #58

I Thought it was My Ex-wife Singing before I Saw the Video mckara Jun 2013 #59

Damn pit bulls! Orrex Jun 2013 #60

double whammy funny olddots Jun 2013 #62

That's awesome! bigwillq Jun 2013 #63

I like how he "reads" the score! WinkyDink Jun 2013 #64

A few years back GarColga Jun 2013 #65

Thank you... TeeYiYi Jun 2013 #85

So that's what they mean when they say dgauss Jun 2013 #100

Hey! JAbuchan08 Jun 2013 #112

That's priceless! Owl Jun 2013 #113

Bernard Yowl must be Nora the Piano Cat's accompanist..... BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2013 #115

That was wonderful. Thank you! Lucinda Jul 2013 #128

re: Owners received noise complaints abt their dog so they set up a nanny cam.This is what they saw: allan01 Jun 2013 #66

Cartman covered that one. Buck Turgidson Jun 2013 #97

hahaha, funny. Got my little guy howling.. mountain grammy Jun 2013 #68

Good Grief! It's Rowlf the piano-playing dog from the Muppets! Moonwalk Jun 2013 #69

OMGosh.....this is so funny......love it. eom a kennedy Jun 2013 #71

I got them "Left Dawg Blues". nolabear Jun 2013 #72

so I played that video hfojvt Jun 2013 #73

Bwaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahha malaise Jun 2013 #76

Wait so they set up a cam to see what was going on with their dog Egnever Jun 2013 #79

Have to agree. theHandpuppet Jun 2013 #107

Unbelievable! nt Honeycombe8 Jun 2013 #82

Sounds like regular 12 tone music to me. MNBrewer Jun 2013 #84

Muttzart? cliffordu Jun 2013 #86

That's clearly Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back" Kennah Jun 2013 #88

My dogs were a rapt audience. nt OnyxCollie Jun 2013 #89

sounds like the dog was trying to do Doc_Technical Jun 2013 #92

When dogs howl they are saying, "I am here, where are you?" MsPithy Jun 2013 #98

In dogworld that is musical genius. dgauss Jun 2013 #99

he's got the blues. pansypoo53219 Jun 2013 #101

i think he was channeling hank williams barbtries Jun 2013 #102

He's the Leonard Cohen of housepets nt MrScorpio Jun 2013 #104

Cute yes, but that's over 2 - 1/2 years old ConcernedCanuk Jun 2013 #108

That's so funny! lunatica Jun 2013 #111

That. Is. Fucking. Awesome! Fantastic Anarchist Jun 2013 #116

That beats my dog howling to "werewolves of london". undeterred Jun 2013 #119

I could watch this all day.... joanbarnes Jun 2013 #120

Dog's got a case of the Blue's. harun Jun 2013 #121

You mean he's a Melancollie? pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #124

They happened to point the nannycam at the piano, and DavidDvorkin Jun 2013 #122

What the dog was trying to sing yesphan Jul 2013 #127