Man suffers heart attack while eating at Heart Attack Grill

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40. They want to be proud of their shitty eating habits

and to scoff at the "nanny-staters" who want to take away their "freedoms."

If they weren't costing us all billions of dollars a year through their utter gullibility to the sales pitches of the heart disease and cancer merchants, it would almost be fine to say, "Whatever, yo, eat your shit and die." Imagine all the shit we could do as a society if the ad men of the various heart disease merchants weren't so good at fooling these people into thinking that their own meaningless deaths were some form of rebellion against authority.