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Initech

(108,709 posts) Fri Jul 5, 2013, 01:58 PM Jul 2013

"I'm Ted Nugent, I Have 9 Children From 7 Women And I Want To Be President." [View all]

Conservative rocker Ted Nugent says he’s considering running in 2016 and already has a campaign pitch: “Hi, I’m Ted Nugent. I have nine children from seven women, and I’m running for president.”

In a Washington Post Magazine story published this week, Nugent told Steve Hendrix that he was “thinking about it.”

Nugent’s wife of 24 years, Shemane, explained that he had talked about running before, “but this time he seems more serious. People are constantly asking him to run.”

In the 1980s and the mid-2000s, 66-year-old brother brother Jeff Nugent helped him do polling for a possible run for Michigan governor. At one point, New Mexico Republicans also attempted to draft him to run for governor of their state.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/04/nugents-2016-slogan-i-have-9-children-from-7-women-and-im-running-for-president/

And let this creepy piece of shit be the leader of the free world? No thanks. He would get laughed out of the primaries faster than Newt Gingrich and his idea to colonize the moon.

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"I'm Ted Nugent, I Have 9 Children From 7 Women And I Want To Be President." [View all] Initech Jul 2013 OP

Anyone know if he adopted a lot or just doesn't know how condoms work? IdaBriggs Jul 2013 #1

I just read his Wikipedia Jenoch Jul 2013 #2

5 out of wedlock, two given for adoption, IdaBriggs Jul 2013 #4

Me too. Jenoch Jul 2013 #5

Republican family values on full display with this one. SammyWinstonJack Jul 2013 #39

I'd trust Jesse Ventura Aerows Jul 2013 #22

Not me. Jenoch Jul 2013 #24

did you miss the part where I said they were both bumfuck nuts? Aerows Jul 2013 #26

Sorry. I was replying to the part before Jenoch Jul 2013 #34

LOL apparently so Aerows Jul 2013 #35

If condoms really worked, Nugent wouldn't have been born. TheCowsCameHome Jul 2013 #19

Probably the stockings of his latest Aerows Jul 2013 #23

I sure hope he does not try to run on the Democratic ticket, we don't need crazy on our ticket. Thinkingabout Jul 2013 #3

Considering he spends most of his time blasting "teh evil liberals!!!1!", he won't. Initech Jul 2013 #8

Maybe he will run with Sarah Palin in her new party, leave the crazies together. Thinkingabout Jul 2013 #14

He's like three Sarah Palins rolled into one. Kurovski Jul 2013 #51

I really don't want the crazies to look towards our Democrat Party, we can remain intelligent and Thinkingabout Jul 2013 #57

Courtney Love said she performed a sex with Ted Nugent when she was a child of 12. Octafish Jul 2013 #6

Really? That makes it even creepier! Initech Jul 2013 #7

Statute of Limitations on Statutory Rape shouldn't influence modern GOP hearts and minds. Octafish Jul 2013 #12

True, they do have extremely short memories. Initech Jul 2013 #13

Even the Republicans are not crazy enough Jenoch Jul 2013 #25

She wasn't the only one Major Nikon Jul 2013 #28

American as Johnny Appleseed. no_hypocrisy Jul 2013 #9

Yeah, Teddy Roadapples TheCowsCameHome Jul 2013 #36

Lest we not forget that he shit his pants to dodge 'Nam NightWatcher Jul 2013 #10

Forget? It's all I can think about every time I see his stupid, smirky face. (nt) Nine Jul 2013 #11

Indeed! nt pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #37

"People are constantly asking him to run.� Mike Daniels Jul 2013 #15

Advisors to Ted: Nevernose Jul 2013 #30

HILARIOUS!!! jen63 Jul 2013 #58

Maybe he can again invite Hillary to suck on his "rifle" during a primary debate Mike Daniels Jul 2013 #16

The (R) Primaries would be more fun with him in it. Motown_Johnny Jul 2013 #17

righties only disapprove of out of wedlock births for people of color Liberal_in_LA Jul 2013 #18

can he get the onethatcares Jul 2013 #20

Please!!! That would be the most hilarious campaign ever! Initech Jul 2013 #29

I don't give a FUCK what you want Ted Nugent! Rex Jul 2013 #21

I hope he does.. AsahinaKimi Jul 2013 #27

hey Ted you are at best a guitar owner olddots Jul 2013 #31

Message auto-removed Name removed Jul 2013 #32

U Are Right uppityperson Jul 2013 #33

So were U... Rhiannon12866 Jul 2013 #41

Hi! And.. uppityperson Jul 2013 #43

Good catch! Thanks! Rhiannon12866 Jul 2013 #44

Timing and the tone but maybe not. uppityperson Jul 2013 #45

I appreciate it, nonetheless Rhiannon12866 Jul 2013 #46

After reading #2, I'd say yes. If you want to let him post slow, he'll probably take a break uppityperson Jul 2013 #47

I just added the posts and am more convinced. Rhiannon12866 Jul 2013 #48

I messed up on one once, did a legitimate one that Skinner had to fix uppityperson Jul 2013 #49

That happened to me once, too. Rhiannon12866 Jul 2013 #50

thought he was dead arely staircase Jul 2013 #38

I see that the last clown car wasn't hysterical enough. mick063 Jul 2013 #40

Run Ted run. lpbk2713 Jul 2013 #42

Yes please! I'll stock the butter! Initech Jul 2013 #56

Dear God Just Saying Jul 2013 #52

Does anyone happen to know if he fully supported each and every one without public assistance? silvershadow Jul 2013 #53

Start measuring the drapes Blue Owl Jul 2013 #54

If he runs, just have Elayne Boosler interview him for a news channel TlalocW Jul 2013 #55