Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

General Discussion

Showing Original Post only (View all)

madamesilverspurs

(15,805 posts)
Sat Jul 6, 2013, 07:09 PM Jul 2013

If my Vagina shot bullets... [View all]

If my Vagina shot bullets, could I conceal it from Rick Perry and John Kasich?

Margaret, if my vagina could shoot bullets it would have fewer regulations on it. Plus, it would be easier to conceal from idiot politicians like Rick Perry and John Kasich. And while that might be a bit graphic for even me, it’s a sad but very true statement. We women in Texas (I can’t speak for the women of Ohio) are madder than hell and I think it’s time again for another Ann Richards to come make things right – God rest her soul. Years ago she said that government should “open the doors and let the people in.” Well ready or not, here we come. And this time, we’re bringing a Harvard grad named Senator Wendy Davis.

For years now, Governor Perry has waged a war on women based on conversations he has with God and his pastor. It’s a given that Rick’s god speaks to him in a male voice. I am sure he has never considered the alternative. According to his god, women can’t be trusted to make healthcare decisions. As a result Perry has decided to make it hard for poor women (and soon almost any woman) to even have access to healthcare at all – problem solved. When you gut funding for family planning, force doctors to perform unnecessary procedures on women (and only women) and then shut down dozens of women’s health clinics… well let’s just say it’s not a stretch to suggest that Rick Perry hates women. But as far as his desire to end abortion, he doesn’t have a clue. All of his efforts will simply decrease the number of safe, legal abortions and increase the number of unsafe, illegal abortions.
...

more:

http://margaretandhelen.com/2013/07/02/if-my-vagina-shot-bullets-could-i-conceal-it-from-rick-perry-and-john-kasich/
24 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
If my Vagina shot bullets... [View all] madamesilverspurs Jul 2013 OP
... you would need to be licensed to carry it concealed ... geckosfeet Jul 2013 #1
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! roguevalley Jul 2013 #6
I think you would need a license for unconcealed, too. Shrike47 Jul 2013 #8
What if she lived in an open carry state. Nuclear Unicorn Jul 2013 #14
I really don't think vaginas have changed that much since 1700. Attitudes towards them geckosfeet Jul 2013 #22
Yours doesn't? TeeYiYi Jul 2013 #2
Someone should invent a vaginal protector randr Jul 2013 #3
Check out the movie teeth. giftedgirl77 Jul 2013 #4
I just thought of that movie, too. Blue_In_AK Jul 2013 #7
Sweet, I'm not the only one giftedgirl77 Jul 2013 #9
Wicked Margaret and Helen malaise Jul 2013 #5
You could incorporate it and file and injunction from public access ...just a, thought Drew Richards Jul 2013 #10
Can a vagina shoot bullets? Xolodno Jul 2013 #11
I bet Rick knows how to inseminate Cows really well. formercia Jul 2013 #12
LOL ... love Margaret and Helen. SaveOurDemocracy Jul 2013 #13
Right wingers have already said that Iliyah Jul 2013 #15
Yall need a the NVA to speak out. National Vagina Association. aikoaiko Jul 2013 #16
Kicked & Recommended In_The_Wind Jul 2013 #17
Now that's a conceal carry... ileus Jul 2013 #18
? I thought they all did Skittles Jul 2013 #19
... you'd be a pistol-packing mama? n/t winter is coming Jul 2013 #20
Watch it, lady... pipi_k Jul 2013 #21
I would dump you before the third date. dawg Jul 2013 #23
You know.... Xolodno Jul 2013 #24
Latest Discussions»General Discussion»If my Vagina shot bullets...