Why is woo sold as "mainstream?"

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36. May as well use a hammer, than that stuff.

At least then one would observe an actual effect. On the other hand, it won't do the headache any fucking good. But neither would the Head-On. At least you probably already have a hammer around the house someplace. The treatment is effectively free of charge.

Better yet. Take some shavings off the hammer head, and dilute them 100 to one by weight in vodka (or water, if you prefer). Then take a milliliter (ml) of that result and mix it with 99 ml of vodka again. Repeat this a total of 30 times. Make sure you shake the mixture against a leather bound Bible each time ten times in each of the three Cartesian axis.

Then, take one ml of the resultant hammer-on-the-head homeopathic headache remedy.

When you are finished, drink another bottle of vodka. If your headache doesn't go away, consult your naturapathic (so-called) doctor who may recommend other quack cures to try out. Some favor coffee enemas to rid you of all the toxins that your body has accumulated. (Avoid the Grande Latte's, though.) Some find acupuncture to be particularly effective in extracting of finances while simultaneously providing a very effective biological transmission vector for a variety of infections. YMMV.