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(51,122 posts) Thu Jul 11, 2013, 09:45 PM Jul 2013

Man Threw His Semen at Wal-Mart Customer He Thought Was ‘Hot’ [View all]

Talk about Wal-Mart horror stories: Police in Delaware arrested a New Castle man after he allegedly threw a "glob" of his own semen on the backside of a female Walmart shopper because he thought she was attractive.

The 20-year-old victim says she was standing in an aisle texting when a man she later identified as 22-year-old Frank J. Short, Jr., walked by and "said excuse me."

That's when she " suddenly felt something wet on her buttocks, thigh and leg," according to the official police report.

Initially believing the suspect had sneezed or spat on her, the woman looked down to find "a glob of semen on her leg, just below her knee."

http://gawker.com/man-threw-his-semen-at-wal-mart-customer-he-thought-was-748714419

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Man Threw His Semen at Wal-Mart Customer He Thought Was ‘Hot’ [View all] onehandle Jul 2013 OP

Well, just look at him! 'HOT'!!! Also, note the splatter logo on the Walmart Sign. NYC_SKP Jul 2013 #1

and they said romance was dead Electric Monk Jul 2013 #2

LOLOLOL!!! Nay Jul 2013 #22

lol Boudica the Lyoness Jul 2013 #91

1. Complement her on her appearance. 2. Ask her out for coffee or drinks NightWatcher Jul 2013 #3

That is what normal people do BainsBane Jul 2013 #62

Oh well, isn't he just a KEEPER. NuclearDem Jul 2013 #4

what a piece of shit JI7 Jul 2013 #5

You have got to be fucking kidding me MrScorpio Jul 2013 #6

Okay can we agree some things are just too gross to post? nolabear Jul 2013 #7

ewww Liberal_in_LA Jul 2013 #8

"Attention Wal-Mart shoppers! Free samples at checkout #3!" pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #9

Damn, I was thinking more along the lines of "Clean-up on aisle 4", but your's works too. 11 Bravo Jul 2013 #13

Reminds me of this mockmonkey Jul 2013 #73

People of Walmart should not leave their DNA on other Customers. formercia Jul 2013 #10

And he though this would make the "Hot Girl" drop to her knees, bow at his feet notadmblnd Jul 2013 #11

Another example of rape culture gollygee Jul 2013 #12

Exactly. Crap like this is just unacceptable. NuclearDem Jul 2013 #15

Yep. nt LisaLynne Jul 2013 #17

Couldn't agree more theHandpuppet Jul 2013 #29

It's interesting how many people are responding thinking it's funny or gross gollygee Jul 2013 #31

Not interesting... just disgusting theHandpuppet Jul 2013 #41

Impossible to imagine any woman throwing bodily fluids at a strange man lindysalsagal Jul 2013 #74

gee this one guy represents all of us upaloopa Jul 2013 #78

I have only been spit on once in my life, and it was by a woman demwing Jul 2013 #81

sick bastard. DesertFlower Jul 2013 #14

I don't understand mythology Jul 2013 #16

I think he probably followed her around the store, jerked off while spying kestrel91316 Jul 2013 #32

I'm pretty sure you're right - and it's not completely unheard of: there petronius Jul 2013 #50

If some guy tried that with me, he'd get a sound thrashing before I called the cops. kestrel91316 Jul 2013 #69

marking his 'territory'. Whisp Jul 2013 #37

You make a great observation Quixote1818 Jul 2013 #53

"Marking his territory" was the first thing that came to my mind. City Lights Jul 2013 #70

he might be one of those that are so addicted to porn Whisp Jul 2013 #71

EEEEWWWWWWWW!!! Nay Jul 2013 #18

The worst part of that story is Delaware Nevernose Jul 2013 #19

I'm guessing that law was there because of people ... surrealAmerican Jul 2013 #38

Yes. In general, though Nevernose Jul 2013 #42

A lot of states have a specific law for this kind of thing LeftyMom Jul 2013 #48

It was a joke! Nevernose Jul 2013 #57

Delaware is south of both Jersey and Pennsylvania. mattclearing Jul 2013 #68

gross watch the sky Jul 2013 #20

Logistics Question: NightWatcher Jul 2013 #21

I always have some DNA on me. onehandle Jul 2013 #24

I get it... Agschmid Jul 2013 #46

Everything is classy about Walmart olddots Jul 2013 #23

now that's weird Douglas Carpenter Jul 2013 #25

That's weird. Incitatus Jul 2013 #26

My first thought: A Wallmart in Florida. n/t. lindysalsagal Jul 2013 #75

Y'know, Frank, if you're gonna throw things at hot women... jmowreader Jul 2013 #27

One look at that pic and I can see why he has to resort to this sort of thing kestrel91316 Jul 2013 #28

Couldn't McJizzy just ask her for her goddamn phone number? WTF??!!! nt Guy Whitey Corngood Jul 2013 #30

AAAAAAAGHHHHHEEEEEWWWWWW. CakeGrrl Jul 2013 #33

Was he just walking around with a cup of cum? Wtf? bravenak Jul 2013 #34

That is NOT what Screamin' Jay Hawkins meant by 'I put a spell on you' pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #35

That is just beyond nasty! Behind the Aegis Jul 2013 #36

So, I'm guessing she didn't give him her number. Captain Stern Jul 2013 #39

Time for People of Walmart once more FarCenter Jul 2013 #40

Always Low Class AnnieBW Jul 2013 #43

Oh, come on now... no, not really! n/t Silent3 Jul 2013 #44

WTF is that? Bobbie Jo Jul 2013 #45

Working his way up to rape. LeftyMom Jul 2013 #52

I think you're right. TDale313 Jul 2013 #60

Eww. n/t BlueToTheBone Jul 2013 #47

That's pretty whacked mindwalker_i Jul 2013 #49

Post removed Post removed Jul 2013 #51

Bye Bye Miggs........... thelordofhell Jul 2013 #54

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this. LuvNewcastle Jul 2013 #89

Yet another reason not to shop at Walmart... Moonwalk Jul 2013 #55

Here is how Wal-Mart's management responded Quixote1818 Jul 2013 #56

Just looking at this guy I hope they called in a hazmat crew to clean up RKP5637 Jul 2013 #58

A man aspiring to be Ron Burgundy Pretzel_Warrior Jul 2013 #59

a rapist in training BainsBane Jul 2013 #61

Well, he's definitely got some spunk. Apophis Jul 2013 #63

!! KansDem Jul 2013 #79

SMH. How does this even come to mind for someone? stevenleser Jul 2013 #64

So much for cutbacks to the sex education program.... (nt) Riftaxe Jul 2013 #65

You'll meet the nicest people at Wal*Mart. Always. leveymg Jul 2013 #66

He's probably one of those "Nice Guys"™ who never gets asked out by the Princess of his dream. nt Jasana Jul 2013 #67

Why was she be upset? I always go out with strangers who throw semen at me. Beacool Jul 2013 #72

Umm, this might just be considered a crime under the law in most places. Skidmore Jul 2013 #76

New sign at Wallmart: "Bodily emissions allowed in aisle 26, only." lindysalsagal Jul 2013 #77

about the most disgusting thing I have ever heard rurallib Jul 2013 #80

He'd probably be cheered in the Republican House. polichick Jul 2013 #82

Why did I click on this thread??? Amaya Jul 2013 #83

So much for sexual assaults not having anything to do with someone's appearance. cbdo2007 Jul 2013 #84

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG! Rex Jul 2013 #85

thought the smiley face was due to price cuts dembotoz Jul 2013 #86

Hmm...he may find a "friend" or two in the local pokey. onpatrol98 Jul 2013 #87

I must admit, this is one method for attracting women that I've never thought of. baldguy Jul 2013 #88

This is how 22 year old Nazi Skinheads ask for a date. I vote his spermbank privledges be denied. Monk06 Jul 2013 #90