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88. I must admit, this is one method for attracting women that I've never thought of.

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Fri Jul 12, 2013, 02:29 PM

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Man Threw His Semen at Wal-Mart Customer He Thought Was �Hot� [View all] onehandle Jul 2013 OP

Well, just look at him! 'HOT'!!! Also, note the splatter logo on the Walmart Sign. NYC_SKP Jul 2013 #1

and they said romance was dead Electric Monk Jul 2013 #2

LOLOLOL!!! Nay Jul 2013 #22

lol Boudica the Lyoness Jul 2013 #91

1. Complement her on her appearance. 2. Ask her out for coffee or drinks NightWatcher Jul 2013 #3

That is what normal people do BainsBane Jul 2013 #62

Oh well, isn't he just a KEEPER. NuclearDem Jul 2013 #4

what a piece of shit JI7 Jul 2013 #5

You have got to be fucking kidding me MrScorpio Jul 2013 #6

Okay can we agree some things are just too gross to post? nolabear Jul 2013 #7

ewww Liberal_in_LA Jul 2013 #8

"Attention Wal-Mart shoppers! Free samples at checkout #3!" pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #9

Damn, I was thinking more along the lines of "Clean-up on aisle 4", but your's works too. 11 Bravo Jul 2013 #13

Reminds me of this mockmonkey Jul 2013 #73

People of Walmart should not leave their DNA on other Customers. formercia Jul 2013 #10

And he though this would make the "Hot Girl" drop to her knees, bow at his feet notadmblnd Jul 2013 #11

Another example of rape culture gollygee Jul 2013 #12

Exactly. Crap like this is just unacceptable. NuclearDem Jul 2013 #15

Yep. nt LisaLynne Jul 2013 #17

Couldn't agree more theHandpuppet Jul 2013 #29

It's interesting how many people are responding thinking it's funny or gross gollygee Jul 2013 #31

Not interesting... just disgusting theHandpuppet Jul 2013 #41

Impossible to imagine any woman throwing bodily fluids at a strange man lindysalsagal Jul 2013 #74

gee this one guy represents all of us upaloopa Jul 2013 #78

I have only been spit on once in my life, and it was by a woman demwing Jul 2013 #81

sick bastard. DesertFlower Jul 2013 #14

I don't understand mythology Jul 2013 #16

I think he probably followed her around the store, jerked off while spying kestrel91316 Jul 2013 #32

I'm pretty sure you're right - and it's not completely unheard of: there petronius Jul 2013 #50

If some guy tried that with me, he'd get a sound thrashing before I called the cops. kestrel91316 Jul 2013 #69

marking his 'territory'. Whisp Jul 2013 #37

You make a great observation Quixote1818 Jul 2013 #53

"Marking his territory" was the first thing that came to my mind. City Lights Jul 2013 #70

he might be one of those that are so addicted to porn Whisp Jul 2013 #71

EEEEWWWWWWWW!!! Nay Jul 2013 #18

The worst part of that story is Delaware Nevernose Jul 2013 #19

I'm guessing that law was there because of people ... surrealAmerican Jul 2013 #38

Yes. In general, though Nevernose Jul 2013 #42

A lot of states have a specific law for this kind of thing LeftyMom Jul 2013 #48

It was a joke! Nevernose Jul 2013 #57

Delaware is south of both Jersey and Pennsylvania. mattclearing Jul 2013 #68

gross watch the sky Jul 2013 #20

Logistics Question: NightWatcher Jul 2013 #21

I always have some DNA on me. onehandle Jul 2013 #24

I get it... Agschmid Jul 2013 #46

Everything is classy about Walmart olddots Jul 2013 #23

now that's weird Douglas Carpenter Jul 2013 #25

That's weird. Incitatus Jul 2013 #26

My first thought: A Wallmart in Florida. n/t. lindysalsagal Jul 2013 #75

Y'know, Frank, if you're gonna throw things at hot women... jmowreader Jul 2013 #27

One look at that pic and I can see why he has to resort to this sort of thing kestrel91316 Jul 2013 #28

Couldn't McJizzy just ask her for her goddamn phone number? WTF??!!! nt Guy Whitey Corngood Jul 2013 #30

AAAAAAAGHHHHHEEEEEWWWWWW. CakeGrrl Jul 2013 #33

Was he just walking around with a cup of cum? Wtf? bravenak Jul 2013 #34

That is NOT what Screamin' Jay Hawkins meant by 'I put a spell on you' pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #35

That is just beyond nasty! Behind the Aegis Jul 2013 #36

So, I'm guessing she didn't give him her number. Captain Stern Jul 2013 #39

Time for People of Walmart once more FarCenter Jul 2013 #40

Always Low Class AnnieBW Jul 2013 #43

Oh, come on now... no, not really! n/t Silent3 Jul 2013 #44

WTF is that? Bobbie Jo Jul 2013 #45

Working his way up to rape. LeftyMom Jul 2013 #52

I think you're right. TDale313 Jul 2013 #60

Eww. n/t BlueToTheBone Jul 2013 #47

That's pretty whacked mindwalker_i Jul 2013 #49

Post removed Post removed Jul 2013 #51

Bye Bye Miggs........... thelordofhell Jul 2013 #54

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this. LuvNewcastle Jul 2013 #89

Yet another reason not to shop at Walmart... Moonwalk Jul 2013 #55

Here is how Wal-Mart's management responded Quixote1818 Jul 2013 #56

Just looking at this guy I hope they called in a hazmat crew to clean up RKP5637 Jul 2013 #58

A man aspiring to be Ron Burgundy Pretzel_Warrior Jul 2013 #59

a rapist in training BainsBane Jul 2013 #61

Well, he's definitely got some spunk. Apophis Jul 2013 #63

!! KansDem Jul 2013 #79

SMH. How does this even come to mind for someone? stevenleser Jul 2013 #64

So much for cutbacks to the sex education program.... (nt) Riftaxe Jul 2013 #65

You'll meet the nicest people at Wal*Mart. Always. leveymg Jul 2013 #66

He's probably one of those "Nice Guys"� who never gets asked out by the Princess of his dream. nt Jasana Jul 2013 #67

Why was she be upset? I always go out with strangers who throw semen at me. Beacool Jul 2013 #72

Umm, this might just be considered a crime under the law in most places. Skidmore Jul 2013 #76

New sign at Wallmart: "Bodily emissions allowed in aisle 26, only." lindysalsagal Jul 2013 #77

about the most disgusting thing I have ever heard rurallib Jul 2013 #80

He'd probably be cheered in the Republican House. polichick Jul 2013 #82

Why did I click on this thread??? Amaya Jul 2013 #83

So much for sexual assaults not having anything to do with someone's appearance. cbdo2007 Jul 2013 #84

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG! Rex Jul 2013 #85

thought the smiley face was due to price cuts dembotoz Jul 2013 #86

Hmm...he may find a "friend" or two in the local pokey. onpatrol98 Jul 2013 #87

I must admit, this is one method for attracting women that I've never thought of. baldguy Jul 2013 #88

This is how 22 year old Nazi Skinheads ask for a date. I vote his spermbank privledges be denied. Monk06 Jul 2013 #90