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Cirque du So-What

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7. A lawyer was involved in a serious accident

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Jul 13, 2013, 04:33 PM

Jul 2013

When a first responder arrived, he heard the lawyer moaning, 'my Beemer, my BEEMER!' Noticing that the man's arm had been severed, he told the lawyer to remain still until he could administer first aid. The lawyer looked over, saw his missing arm and said, 'my Rolex, my ROLEX!'

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Hey, know any good lawyer jokes? [View all] NightWatcher Jul 2013 OP

That lawyer lied so much that even when he died malaise Jul 2013 #1

Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #2

lawsuit humour... ProdigalJunkMail Jul 2013 #3

You know the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road? Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #4

You know the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche? Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #5

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #6

A lawyer was involved in a serious accident Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #7

:-)__~~% kentuck Jul 2013 #23

Lawyers suck unless you need one. DefenseLawyer Jul 2013 #8

98% of all lawyers WestStar Jul 2013 #15

That's right. I wasn't making a joke NightWatcher Jul 2013 #19

Lawyer jokes don't bother me. DefenseLawyer Jul 2013 #32

Don't worry Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #20

I feel the same mahina Jul 2013 #21

I'm married to a lawyer Nevernose Jul 2013 #26

Little Johnny and his mother were walking through a cemetery Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #9

It was so cold last winter Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #10

what's the difference between a carp and a lawyer Skittles Jul 2013 #11

Dear Abby: Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #12

Psychologists are starting to use lawyers instead of rats broiles Jul 2013 #13

See my #16 post below. nt tblue37 Jul 2013 #17

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #14

Scientists have decided that from now on they will use lawyers instead of rats tblue37 Jul 2013 #16

How many lawyer jokes are there? Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #18

Some surgeons are sitting around... PopeOxycontinI Jul 2013 #22

don't listen to the media TorchTheWitch Jul 2013 #24

What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar? Nevernose Jul 2013 #25

Nope! They don't write jokes about good lawyers hootinholler Jul 2013 #27

Well done! Lucinda Jul 2013 #29

Thank you! hootinholler Jul 2013 #30

Attorneys have been exceptionally kind to me when I have been a victim of legal system Zorra Jul 2013 #28

My lawyer works for... sandpan Jul 2013 #31

Did you just open the 1960 Joke Vault?! WinkyDink Jul 2013 #33

Engineer in hell hobbit709 Jul 2013 #34