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Cirque du So-What

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14. What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Sat Jul 13, 2013, 04:42 PM

Jul 2013

A rooster clucks defiance.

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Hey, know any good lawyer jokes? [View all] NightWatcher Jul 2013 OP

That lawyer lied so much that even when he died malaise Jul 2013 #1

Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #2

lawsuit humour... ProdigalJunkMail Jul 2013 #3

You know the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road? Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #4

You know the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche? Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #5

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #6

A lawyer was involved in a serious accident Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #7

:-)__~~% kentuck Jul 2013 #23

Lawyers suck unless you need one. DefenseLawyer Jul 2013 #8

98% of all lawyers WestStar Jul 2013 #15

That's right. I wasn't making a joke NightWatcher Jul 2013 #19

Lawyer jokes don't bother me. DefenseLawyer Jul 2013 #32

Don't worry Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #20

I feel the same mahina Jul 2013 #21

I'm married to a lawyer Nevernose Jul 2013 #26

Little Johnny and his mother were walking through a cemetery Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #9

It was so cold last winter Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #10

what's the difference between a carp and a lawyer Skittles Jul 2013 #11

Dear Abby: Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #12

Psychologists are starting to use lawyers instead of rats broiles Jul 2013 #13

See my #16 post below. nt tblue37 Jul 2013 #17

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #14

Scientists have decided that from now on they will use lawyers instead of rats tblue37 Jul 2013 #16

How many lawyer jokes are there? Cirque du So-What Jul 2013 #18

Some surgeons are sitting around... PopeOxycontinI Jul 2013 #22

don't listen to the media TorchTheWitch Jul 2013 #24

What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar? Nevernose Jul 2013 #25

Nope! They don't write jokes about good lawyers hootinholler Jul 2013 #27

Well done! Lucinda Jul 2013 #29

Thank you! hootinholler Jul 2013 #30

Attorneys have been exceptionally kind to me when I have been a victim of legal system Zorra Jul 2013 #28

My lawyer works for... sandpan Jul 2013 #31

Did you just open the 1960 Joke Vault?! WinkyDink Jul 2013 #33

Engineer in hell hobbit709 Jul 2013 #34