Fundgelical Hypocrisy, summed up in one image:

[Hubert Flottz]

17. Caption..."Don't make me argue, Don't make me shout, Just turn your pockets inside out!"

Pat Depends(no pun intended) on modern science, but has faith only in those things that spell more money for Pat. I have never had a mega-speck of faith in the likes of preacher Pat. If he's what "Heaven" is all about, I'd just as soon stay home.

"Send Me, Get Me, Bring me, Gimme. Don't worry about your twisted sisters, missing husbands, broken autos, past due creditors and repo warriors. Me and Gawd needs your paycheck more than anybody in the universe! So don't you EVER, dare to shortchange we two universal pilgrims, lest you tumble straight to Hell, without so much a hand basket or a medium slurpee. There might come a day when the devil tells you to spend your dough on the real things, but I'm telling you today brothers, write me a check Right now and don't give old Beelzebub time to tempt your hearts, deer friends.

And for another $25,000, while you got your checkbook and quill out, I'll send you two half carrot gem stones from The Dark Continent, where BTW, my missionaries and friends are hard at work in the BIG hole 24/7. These great quality GEM STONES, set in these 14 carrot GOLD praying hands and my two latest books, 'How to be a Fundgelic Ho For Me' and 'Why I could sure use some more bags of your dollars'."

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