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AlbertCat

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50. Zimmermann IS the Higgs Boson!

Reply to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 04:18 PM

Jul 2013

In his quantum state he is guilty AND not guilty at the same time!

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Zimmerman saves baby from burning house! [View all] Jackpine Radical Jul 2013 OP

He just saved a dog from a hot car Politicalboi Jul 2013 #1

I saw that, yes. Jackpine Radical Jul 2013 #2

Zimmerman pulls burning car from ocean to save cute kitten. RC Jul 2013 #19

You mean he saved a hot dog? n2doc Jul 2013 #22

I put mustard on mine. nt awoke_in_2003 Jul 2013 #45

How incredibly brave without a gun. nm rhett o rick Jul 2013 #25

It's a bird... It's a plane... It's Zimmerman!!!! Kadie Jul 2013 #3

Zimmerman single handedly captures Osama bin Laden! uppityperson Jul 2013 #4

Zimmerman gave Snowden asylum, ZombieHorde Jul 2013 #5

The Death Star will be completed on schedule SummerSnow Jul 2013 #18

LOOK! UP IN THE SKY!! ITS a bird.. Its a plane .. No its ... AsahinaKimi Jul 2013 #6

........ trusty elf Jul 2013 #63

oh there ya go!!! AsahinaKimi Jul 2013 #71

Zimmerman saves fetus from burning mother!! Control-Z Jul 2013 #7

Now That was funny. Grassy Knoll Jul 2013 #38

Link? n/t zappaman Jul 2013 #8

Ya wanna link? Here's yer link. Jackpine Radical Jul 2013 #9

No no. Here's the link: tblue Jul 2013 #57

Zimmerman finds cure for commom cold! Nt Tien1985 Jul 2013 #10

I just heard he's delivering the royal baby! deutsey Jul 2013 #11

Zimmerman shoots Snidely Whiplash, Jackpine Radical Jul 2013 #12

Zimmerman breast feeds litter of orphaned puppies. bravenak Jul 2013 #13

Too funny! Punkingal Jul 2013 #14

kr HiPointDem Jul 2013 #15

all staged of course Puzzledtraveller Jul 2013 #16

Zimmerman saves CNN's ratings olddots Jul 2013 #17

He saved Los Angeles from a tornado swirling with SHARKS! Politicub Jul 2013 #20

Zimnado vs. The Shark Monster!! Myrina Jul 2013 #23

Zimmerman invents the Internet!! n/t SpankMe Jul 2013 #21

George Zimmerman emerges from hiding, rescues truck crash victim, police reportedly say 1monster Jul 2013 #24

Zimmerman invents drug to kill all cancers Seeking Serenity Jul 2013 #26

I expect him to be a spokesman for Supercuts. Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2013 #27

Zimmerman Wins Biggest Loser! leveymg Jul 2013 #28

ZIMMERMAN! modestly accepts Presidency, after winning 99.992% of the vote. nt Buns_of_Fire Jul 2013 #29

He didn't actually win the presidency Bay Boy Jul 2013 #52

Pope Francis abdicates, names ZIMMERMAN! as new Pope. nt Buns_of_Fire Jul 2013 #30

that genius Chaco Dundee Jul 2013 #31

Zimmerman saves black teenager from gunshot wound rury Jul 2013 #32

I see a new superhero movie in the works dbackjon Jul 2013 #33

Luckily Helen Borg Jul 2013 #34

He could pull a thousand orphans from a burning orphanage, doesn't change what he's done. AtheistCrusader Jul 2013 #35

Zimmerman is SUPERMAN! Saving the world from evil!! AndyA Jul 2013 #36

zimmerman walked on the moon and kicked Godzilla's ass. nt Javaman Jul 2013 #37

Zimmerman saves Ted Nugent from his guns by standing his ground! Cleita Jul 2013 #39

Just saw some article about him saving 4 people from a wrecked car. Any truth to any of this? jwirr Jul 2013 #40

Zimmerman grabbed the Kracken by the tentacles and unreleased it Dash87 Jul 2013 #41

Was it the royal baby? dbackjon Jul 2013 #42

Zimmerman saved 15% or more on car insurance n/t Shrek Jul 2013 #43

Zimmerman travels the country saving poor people and becomes a national hero npk Jul 2013 #44

Zimmerman puts end to oil shortage dusty trails Jul 2013 #46

Middle East is now at peace - thanks to Zimmerman NewJeffCT Jul 2013 #48

Zimmerman walks on water dusty trails Jul 2013 #73

Zimmerman walks on water to save baby seals NewJeffCT Jul 2013 #47

Zimmerman kills unarmed black teenager BainsBane Jul 2013 #49

Zimmermann IS the Higgs Boson! AlbertCat Jul 2013 #50

Chuck Norris took one look at Zimmerman .. and promptly retired. srican69 Jul 2013 #51

Lmao!!! darkangel218 Jul 2013 #53

Zimmerman replaces Paula Deen. asjr Jul 2013 #54

The amazing thing... Android3.14 Jul 2013 #55

Zimmerman Stops Hurricane in Tracks. MineralMan Jul 2013 #56

Zimmerman brokers peace treaty in Middle East! tblue Jul 2013 #58

Zimmerman solves homelessness... Diego_Native 2012 Jul 2013 #59

My Niece Was Right And I Was Wrong Stainless Jul 2013 #60

Zimmerman stops Catastrophic Global Climate Change in its tracks. uppityperson Jul 2013 #61

Crime in his neighborhood was really bad. Vattel Jul 2013 #62

and when the dispatcher asked what race he was, he said 'he looks black,' so you can't say HiPointDem Jul 2013 #65

That is only evidence that he is not blind. Vattel Jul 2013 #66

it's evidence he knew what race the person he was stalking was. HiPointDem Jul 2013 #70

Yes, it is evidence he knew what race the person he was following was. Vattel Jul 2013 #72

too bad the person he shot dead wasn't doing anything wrong treestar Jul 2013 #67

Irrelevant to my point. Vattel Jul 2013 #69

Zimmerman saves Florida from sunburn? nt Electric Monk Jul 2013 #64

zimmerman hacks government computers and outs big secrets! treestar Jul 2013 #68