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struggle4progress

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13. Dear Stupid Fucks -- Somebody once told us that for every person who learns by reading,
Mon Jul 22, 2013, 09:36 PM
Jul 2013

there are a few who learn by observation, and most of the rest just have to try peeing on an electric fence themselves before they believe you when you tell them it's not a good idea to pee on the third rail in the underground

We are, of course, sad to hear that your young chums have been imprisoned -- though it's likely we would have actually broken out in tears had we heard instead they seriously injured someone with Molotov cocktails -- and so we thought we'd offer some advice, on the off-chance that some of you sometimes learn by reading

(1) It is almost impossible to make an articulate and convincing argument with Molotov cocktails. Whenever you find yourself thinking that burning down Moe's diner will make everybody nicer, will encourage some chef somewhere to cook kickass apple pies and sell huge slices at giveaway prices, and will bring the neighborhood around to your way of thinking, ask a friend to smack you in the nose and yell You stupid fuck! -- because what WILL happen, if you carry through on your shit-headed plan, is that most people will conclude there is something wrong with your head, lots of them will hope you should be shot down like rapid dogs, nobody will care why you did it, and anybody who's been seen with you will be demonized as murderous arsonists by the opposition. It's not merely a waste of energy: it's counter-productive

(2) Objectively speaking, the shithead who is trying to talk you into manufacturing Molotov cocktails is not your friend. He may be an otherwise nice person with some screws loose; he may be somebody trying to disrupt your movement; he may be any number of things, but friend he is not. We aren't lawyers, and don't want to practice law without a license, so if you need real legal advice, talk to somebody who's actually passed the bar, but we will say:
(2a) entrapment law is tricky: yes! there is such a thing as entrapment but no! an entrapment defense probably won't work for you when you want to argue that somebody talked you into manufacturing Molotov cocktails; and
(2b) if some shithead is going around trying to talk folk into manufacturing Molotov cocktails, and you know about it, and then somebody does it, you might find yourself facing a conspiracy charge, unless you make it damn clear you completely oppose such a thing and won't have any part of it









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This is BRANDON DARBY. [View all] MrScorpio Jul 2013 OP
Kick Cal Carpenter Jul 2013 #1
Where there's one Cockroach, there will be more. formercia Jul 2013 #2
Is there such a thing as a "registered molotov cocktail"? Warren DeMontague Jul 2013 #3
Lol! That was my first though too! kalli007 Jul 2013 #14
These types have always been around, I guess. The ol' 'Give it up for the Revolution' gambit. freshwest Jul 2013 #4
Both informants and undercover LEOs have been around for a long time pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #7
Darby's the name. Fomenting violence to get lefties imprisoned is the game. DirkGently Jul 2013 #5
Darby is one of my absolutely favorite right-wing creeps starroute Jul 2013 #6
And here's something about when Darby was sniffing around Occupy Oakland starroute Jul 2013 #8
Darby's pal Stranahan outed the cousin molested by George Zimmerman starroute Jul 2013 #9
A few more dots to connect starroute Jul 2013 #11
This Breitbart/Arpaio lackey is the opposite Dawson Leery Jul 2013 #10
The FBI has thousands of "Brandon Darby"s on their payroll 99th_Monkey Jul 2013 #12
I very much doubt Darby is an FBI infiltrator at this point starroute Jul 2013 #17
Interesting stuff. Yes BD seems like a bundle of bad news. ~nt 99th_Monkey Jul 2013 #19
Dear Stupid Fucks -- Somebody once told us that for every person who learns by reading, struggle4progress Jul 2013 #13
is that original? HiPointDem Jul 2013 #20
if you mean, did i just write it, the answer is yes. if you mean, did i just invent all that stuff, struggle4progress Jul 2013 #21
kick. nt LaydeeBug Jul 2013 #15
K&R SalmonChantedEvening Jul 2013 #16
K&R dmr Jul 2013 #18
Austin-based agent provocateur Brandon Darby, Mary McFate... MinM Jul 2013 #22
Damn, from the title I thought you meant the new royal baby name had at last been chosen! librechik Jul 2013 #23
Check this link: L. Coyote Apr 2017 #24
So Darby is popping up again? MrScorpio Apr 2017 #25
Another reply tweet: L. Coyote Apr 2017 #26
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