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fadedrose

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13. Not to worry...

Wed Jul 24, 2013, 10:52 AM

Jul 2013

Nature has the perfect remedy for all this nudity. When you get to a certain age, different but close for individual nudists, you become old.

On men, their beautiful muscular legs turn into toothpicks attached to a watermelon, and their gorgeous muscular arms start to look as tho the man is not eating enough, were it not for that watermelon the chest is sitting on.

On women, it's more tragic, because they would never stop indulging in nudity without nature pulling out all the stops - sagging breasts, several chins (should be covered), rippled thighs, purple veins that look like fishnet stockings, wobbly arms, structural changes caused by injuries that occurred when the woman was two years old...

Yes, not to worry. Nudity stops not because of modesty, but embarrassment.

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Is this what we are reduced to? As long as something is not a crime it is ok? [View all] AngryAmish Jul 2013 OP

I seen this post before, I know where it is going, Arctic Dave Jul 2013 #1

there's a double standard: vitter is sleazy and should resign, yet weiner is the sweet bebe jesus... dionysus Jul 2013 #2

To be clear Vitter did not resign. peace13 Jul 2013 #32

Personally ... Trajan Jul 2013 #3

Even if you can get past his penchant for exhibitionist behavior matthews Jul 2013 #28

Lying is not a differentiating quality among most politicians... peace13 Jul 2013 #33

But it is among honest, reputable human beings. matthews Jul 2013 #36

I'd rather have a mayor that smokes dope all day than one that drinks all day. hobbit709 Jul 2013 #4

yup its subjective, id rather have someone who engages in online affairs loli phabay Jul 2013 #8

Or who engages in unnecessary wars, or works to xfer wealth to the 1% at the expense of the 99% stevenleser Jul 2013 #9

And I'll take a drinker or a toker over someone who thinks that matthews Jul 2013 #37

I'd rather have one that does his job all day. Marrah_G Jul 2013 #21

stuff like this is subjective, for some the thought of online affairs is wrong loli phabay Jul 2013 #5

If we are going to have this conversation, which mistakes and pecadillos are OK and which aren't? stevenleser Jul 2013 #6

+1 n/t lumberjack_jeff Jul 2013 #24

Just ask Corporate America. What they do daily might suck and be immoral, but it's also . . . HughBeaumont Jul 2013 #7

+1000 abelenkpe Jul 2013 #29

OMG! Men have a Penis and Women have a Vulva whttevrr Jul 2013 #10

Hide the children! bunnies Jul 2013 #12

OH NOES!!! whttevrr Jul 2013 #14

Not to worry... fadedrose Jul 2013 #13

I take it youve never visited a nudist colony. bunnies Jul 2013 #17

Thanks for the warning fadedrose Jul 2013 #19

Theres one pretty close to me. bunnies Jul 2013 #22

The other turd? fadedrose Jul 2013 #11

The other turd? whttevrr Jul 2013 #16

Paranoia fadedrose Jul 2013 #18

I just rethought about your post... fadedrose Jul 2013 #20

Oh yeah, that's right... whttevrr Jul 2013 #26

Even if it is a crime, it's OK depending on who does it. Savannahmann Jul 2013 #15

Mostly yes. lumberjack_jeff Jul 2013 #23

My question is ... frazzled Jul 2013 #25

Even crimes are permissible. If they're committed by the right people. matthews Jul 2013 #27

+ 1000 abelenkpe Jul 2013 #30

He lied and said that he's stopped doing it, was getting counseling matthews Jul 2013 #31

This message was self-deleted by its author agent46 Jul 2013 #34

If the people of New York City want four years of dick jokes, they know who to pick. nyquil_man Jul 2013 #35

is a ridiculous OP OK? hfojvt Jul 2013 #38

Pee Wee Herman, was ruined for less markiv Jul 2013 #39

When did we elect you arbiter of what's ok? jeff47 Jul 2013 #40

Since when did we have the right to condemn the sexual peccadilloes of anyone? Republicans do that DainBramaged Jul 2013 #41

Whose morals does one go by? GreenStormCloud Jul 2013 #42