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15. Replace the EPA with the

Reply to demmiblue (Original post)

Tue Feb 21, 2012, 06:22 PM

Feb 2012

American Tree Standardization Department. A government agency populated by Republicans who spend their days measuring the height of trees and topping the ones who don't fit Mitt's standard.

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Mitt Romney: "The Trees Are the Right Height" [View all] demmiblue Feb 2012 OP

"DANGER... DANGER... WILL ROBINSON" Guy Whitey Corngood Feb 2012 #1

" ... and all the children are above average." lpbk2713 Feb 2012 #2

Mitt's "Conehead moment," according to Howard Fineman. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2012 #3

NASA image of US forest canopy height jberryhill Feb 2012 #4

For the record, he didn't say Michigan had the tallest trees, or the shortest ones for that matter corkhead Feb 2012 #8

Obviously, the ones in California are too tall jberryhill Feb 2012 #13

Our trees are nice, but our beer is great. If you have time, visit some of our great breweries corkhead Feb 2012 #20

Thanks for the tip jberryhill Feb 2012 #21

That is because you are so close to Wisconsin - TBF Feb 2012 #35

Why? Is your "beer that made Milwaukee famous" - Schlitz, still made there? corkhead Feb 2012 #36

They kind of got overtaken by this brand didn't they - TBF Feb 2012 #39

"The Trees Are the Right Height" What does that even MEAN? yellowcanine Feb 2012 #5

LOL +1 TalkingDog Feb 2012 #6

Lynchings? jberryhill Feb 2012 #9

Chop, chop, chop...I think that he is evoking the spirits of the lumber barons! demmiblue Feb 2012 #14

haha! Perfect! frogmarch Feb 2012 #7

I love lamp! I love lamp! Enrique Feb 2012 #10

I love roads (for the cars). I love pavement (for the roads). Hey, this is fun! yellowcanine Feb 2012 #12

If Mitt loves cars, shouldn't he love roads also? Does he love roads more than trees and lakes? yellowcanine Feb 2012 #11

Replace the EPA with the Raven Feb 2012 #15

What is Romney's plan ... Boojatta Feb 2012 #16

That was a seriously awkward minute of speech taught_me_patience Feb 2012 #17

welll Enrique Feb 2012 #19

This from a guy who thinks his 2" woody is the right length. HopeHoops Feb 2012 #18

"The Great Lakes and the Not So Great Lakes..." jberryhill Feb 2012 #22

11,842 to be exact. geardaddy Feb 2012 #42

he sounded like he was on acid. DCBob Feb 2012 #23

And who uses the word "BRAND" to describe a make of car? aint_no_life_nowhere Feb 2012 #29

It's the Cattle Laxative brand.... trusty elf Feb 2012 #34

He even looked like he was on acid. eyewall Feb 2012 #40

Romney then invited everybody to a "pants party." It was unclear what he meant. chrisa Feb 2012 #24

Damn. He makes Dubya sound positively articulate sarge43 Feb 2012 #25

this guy is an empty shell....he stands for nothing. spanone Feb 2012 #26

The turds in Michigan are the right length aint_no_life_nowhere Feb 2012 #27

Do the republicans have any intelligent candidates they can run? SammyWinstonJack Feb 2012 #28

Scooter Libby's disappointed Romney didn't mention anything about their entangled roots. Bozita Feb 2012 #30

Seriously...was that a comedy routine? zeemike Feb 2012 #31

mitt zombie... spanone Feb 2012 #32

Wow, he sure can relate to the average person! NICO9000 Feb 2012 #33

He proved, once and for all, that there is nothing in his head. MineralMan Feb 2012 #37

Now it's powdered sugar catbyte Feb 2012 #38

Once again, all the republican candidates are insane. eyewall Feb 2012 #41

Oh my! demmiblue Feb 2012 #45

His hat's too flat mikeytherat Feb 2012 #43

Holy crap! HappyMe Feb 2012 #44