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The Velveteen Ocelot

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2. You thought those were just cookies those little sluts are selling, didn't you?

Reply to Ohio Joe (Original post)

Tue Feb 21, 2012, 07:29 PM

Feb 2012

No! They are contraceptive cookies, cleverly disguised as Thin Mints and Savannahs. And the depraved little harridans in their skimpy, tempting green uniforms use the money from their "cookie" sales to buy makeup and sexy underwear and abortions.

It's about time somebody told the truth about this heathen organization.

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So... The Girl Scouts are the "Tactical arm of Planned Parenthood"? [View all] Ohio Joe Feb 2012 OP

I agree. indivisibleman Feb 2012 #1

You thought those were just cookies those little sluts are selling, didn't you? The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2012 #2

I can attest that the Samoas are aphrodisiacs jberryhill Feb 2012 #4

Well. There you have it. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2012 #5

They must have kicked the crap out of my brother a month or so ago.... Ohio Joe Feb 2012 #6

Was he smiling and exhausted and wearing the same clothes as the night before? The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2012 #7

Even worse... Ohio Joe Feb 2012 #8

Warning on the thin mints: dixiegrrrrl Feb 2012 #16

Give that man a subscription to "The Onion" HubertHeaver Feb 2012 #3

Onion + Republicans qwerty9507 Feb 2012 #11

How absurd does this rhetoric have to get before nearly everyone turns this off The Genealogist Feb 2012 #9

I earned my midwifery badge at abortion camp Generic Other Feb 2012 #10

Apparently, being a goddammed fool means never having to look shit up. n/t Mopar151 Feb 2012 #12

Is this guy suggesting that teaching young girls about contraception is sexualizing them? aint_no_life_nowhere Feb 2012 #13

Yup, tactical is right... guitar man Feb 2012 #14

Is that why the Thin Mints make me so moody and bloated? n/t gkhouston Feb 2012 #15