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grantcart

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10. Santorum is to theology as . . .
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 07:41 PM
Feb 2012


Santorum is to theology as


Bubble gum is to cuisine

Comic Books are to literature

Fantasy Football is to the Superbowl

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KNR...they need to also stop referring to crazy-ass adulter Callista joeybee12 Feb 2012 #1
maybe that's what's wrong with... la la Feb 2012 #3
Could be... joeybee12 Feb 2012 #6
I hope this goes viral. Excellent...n/t monmouth Feb 2012 #2
WELL SAID! That's what is pissing me off about the bishops now. CurtEastPoint Feb 2012 #4
Absolutely spot-on 100% correct. As a Catholic, I studied the Catechism; the work of King James was WinkyDink Feb 2012 #5
You're correct. Lugnut Feb 2012 #30
Catholics hear the Bible every week at Mass, both the old Testament and the New Testament. pnwmom Feb 2012 #33
Oh, yes. Lugnut Feb 2012 #38
I was raised in the Espiscopal Church. xxqqqzme Feb 2012 #43
I got my first prayer book when I received my first communion. Lugnut Feb 2012 #45
Same here. I was never taught from the bible either. dmr Feb 2012 #44
Isn't that communist family background?? Angry Dragon Feb 2012 #7
On point! Raine Feb 2012 #8
"Devout Catholics follow all the Church’s teachings" - Yeah, THAT is the problem. cleanhippie Feb 2012 #9
How so? boxman15 Feb 2012 #19
because the church is homophobic and sexist. La Lioness Priyanka Feb 2012 #21
"The Church has very outdated teachings when it comes to.." cleanhippie Feb 2012 #23
I've always said that the nun who pounded the Works of Mercy into my head dflprincess Feb 2012 #27
The Jesuits finally did it for me. Ikonoklast Feb 2012 #36
If you just overlook their anti-woman, anti-gay theology, they're pretty decent folks Hugabear Feb 2012 #46
Santorum is to theology as . . . grantcart Feb 2012 #10
The analogies aren't quite right usrname Feb 2012 #40
I have stated before, these people are not devout. Drahthaardogs Feb 2012 #11
He has not working class roots, he always mentions his grandfather, never his father. julian09 Feb 2012 #12
His grandfather was a company man I suspect. Drahthaardogs Feb 2012 #17
Thank you, thank you. I think holy ricky is evangelical and not a catholic. Every thing you said southernyankeebelle Feb 2012 #13
BRILLIANT!! Off to bookmarked you go!! K&R!! Liberal_Stalwart71 Feb 2012 #14
Great letter. Glad to see religious people distancing themselves from this garbage. cbayer Feb 2012 #15
K&R Segami Feb 2012 #16
I am not Catholic but I loved that letter. I am from Pennsylvania so I know first hand appleannie1 Feb 2012 #18
Excellent, though religion does not have to be the source of a candidate's morality and/or values, karynnj Feb 2012 #20
No! hootinholler Feb 2012 #22
There are two Catholic churches. Peregrine Took Feb 2012 #24
These are the two Catholic churches meow2u3 Feb 2012 #42
Papist heads of state? soryang Feb 2012 #25
Wow. You guys are going to hate me, but devout doesn't mean good. It means dimbear Feb 2012 #26
To be fair, wickerwoman Feb 2012 #32
You forgot the link to the original ... GeorgeGist Feb 2012 #28
K&R. So true. And has this actually been sent to the Press Corps?! Beartracks Feb 2012 #29
self delete hehe flamingdem Feb 2012 #31
Well said! This is great and spot on :) AllyCat Feb 2012 #34
Practise and Principles ambercolter Feb 2012 #35
ass froth is about as much a devout catholic as I am... Javaman Feb 2012 #37
My favorite line from this article. madmax Feb 2012 #39
Oops. SammyWinstonJack Feb 2012 #41
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