Report: Mormons Posthumously Baptize Anne Frank (this past Saturday)

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38. That gives me an idea. Fight Fire with Fire. Mass Mormon Un-Baptismals

An internet forum won't do the trick, but any progressive church/organization can.
---If unable or unwilling to do so, a good fake internet site might work, just not as well as an established place of worship people can see and visit.

Get lists of dead mormons. Include founding fathers and first settlers (in Utah). Always include at least one or two famous mormons and be sure to include recently deceased soldiers.
Accidentally include a few living Mormons. Offer to throw them back in the pond if they object.

Publish a press release with the mass unbaptismal (include Salt Lake newspapers). Announce they are free roaming spirits likely to be sucked up into the netherworld and they start another process to convert them into a new religion.

do this monthly.

Publish a list of new converts twice a year. Keep a straight face if you are ever interviewed. Never say this is revenge, but that you are saving souls.

Grab a beer. Sit back. Watch the fun.