General Discussion
In reply to the discussion: ***Debate number 10000000000000 thread [View all]Paul demonstrates commitment to his Libertarian ideals by showing up to the debate drunk and high.
Santorum: Only poor people on Social Security stay in Pennsylvania. I'm all into old people and shit.
(Paul waves finger airily.)
Paul: You compare yourself to other members of Congress, who rate below Henry Lee Lucas in popularity. But Lucas killed fewer people.
Romney: As governor, I cut taxes, hated on immigrants, declared war on enemy neighboring states, vetoed the cloning of Hitler by the Catholic Church, but I also ran a sporting event with fixed funding and a known budget.
Gingrich: First of all, I don't believe in class warfare OBAMA DOES! All I want to do is change everything to benefit the rich, which is what a modern society should be. For example, instead of invading Arizona, we should help them, because it's cheaper to drive them into poverty.