General Discussion
In reply to the discussion: ***Debate number 10000000000000 thread [View all]Santorum: Sure I like earmarks, which I understand is a slang term for men's oiled chests. Without earmarks, many soldiers Marines would still be alive, having not flown the V-22. But now they're dead which means we don't pay benefits which pays for the duct tape on the seat cushions of the VTOL.
Romney: Yes and no and move forward. Did I mention the Olympics?
Santorum: I'd like to see your earmarks.
Romney: We have thousands and thousands of earmarks in Congress.
Gingrich: you lie!
Crowd: boo
Romney/Santorum: We agree with the line-item veto which we deliberately sent to the conservative Supreme Court to kill.
Paul: ha ha I'm too insignificant to be included in this.
Gingrich: Obama liberal democrat olympics successful governor... wait, I'm not Mitt Romney.
Paul: It's all Congress' fault. Did I mention I work there? The solution is to take power away from the President and give more of it to us, since we're so awesome as I just mentioned.