Presence of pregnant women in public is ‘disgraceful,’ says Turkish lawyer

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11. Personally, I don't think this goes far enough!

What about children. I mean, they didn't just spring from the local cabbage patch. Don't they remind everyone that some woman, somewhere, had sex? Obviously their public presence should be banned as well!

In fact, now that I think of it, what person didn't begin in that, frankly, sinful and ugly way. People shouldn't be seen at all. I think all people should refrain from publicly flaunting their existence. It is a prideful and unaesthetic reminder of your less than cleanly beginnings.

(I don't really need that sarcasm thingy, do I?)