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Fumesucker

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60. Has the designer ever actually been *in* a men's restroom?

Tue Aug 6, 2013, 09:54 AM

Aug 2013

You're dancing from foot to foot having rented too much beer and the asshole in front of you is washing his fucking hands.

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Can This Sink-Urinal Hybrid Get Men To Wash Their Hands? [View all] Liberal_in_LA Aug 2013 OP

Or will it motivate smartasses to pee in the sink? MADem Aug 2013 #1

Okay--I admit I wanna see that---the dude would either have to be really, really, tall, or msanthrope Aug 2013 #5

Trajectory and decent pressure would do it. morningfog Aug 2013 #7

Not cleanly. I'd want to see a clean shot. nt msanthrope Aug 2013 #10

Oh dear...a janitor's nightmare...."The Urinal Games!!!" nt MADem Aug 2013 #16

Not cleanly? When has that been a problem? FSogol Aug 2013 #43

Not a problem for me as long as I don't have to clean it. nt msanthrope Aug 2013 #45

If most men were concerned with doing things cleanly, hughee99 Aug 2013 #86

my first thought tooo KentuckyWoman Aug 2013 #15

No way am I going to have anything to do with a sink that is so close to the urinal. JVS Aug 2013 #2

Suspicious water source is suspicious... Sotf Aug 2013 #70

Whoever designed that should be shot jberryhill Aug 2013 #73

My thoughts also. madaboutharry Aug 2013 #102

Lol! PotatoChip Aug 2013 #103

If the threat of cholera doesn't do it... Recursion Aug 2013 #3

It is shitting that is the problem, not peeing. Warren Stupidity Aug 2013 #4

Ah, the conversations that happen on DU. It's why I never give up on this place KittyWampus Aug 2013 #8

I don't pee on my hands jberryhill Aug 2013 #11

Yes, like the handles on bathroom faucets. Yuk. Hassin Bin Sober Aug 2013 #26

Just don't jberryhill Aug 2013 #33

You will soon enough snooper2 Aug 2013 #109

Pee is actually pretty sterile. They used to use it to "dry clean" togas back in the days of Ceasar! MADem Aug 2013 #18

"Fuller's guilds"? Is that where the surname "Fuller" comes from??? nomorenomore08 Aug 2013 #22

I dunno if it's "pee-specific"--it means "dresser of cloth." It does come from the latin, though..! MADem Aug 2013 #31

I thought I remember reading diabetic pee was more desirable. Hassin Bin Sober Aug 2013 #27

A rose, by any other name, would smell as sweet, perhaps? nt MADem Aug 2013 #29

Pee might be sterile but your dick isn't Major Nikon Aug 2013 #41

The actual health issue is E. coli. It doesn't come from your penis or your vagina. Warren Stupidity Aug 2013 #42

So you're better off to stir your drink with your dick instead of your finger, yes? Major Nikon Aug 2013 #49

OK, that subject line is a total DUzy! MADem Aug 2013 #58

I'm not sure Emily Post suggests either method jberryhill Aug 2013 #65

If you don't have pockets, you can always carry your spoon next to your junk Major Nikon Aug 2013 #71

Teaspoon or table spoon? jberryhill Aug 2013 #72

Depends on how big your junk is I suppose Major Nikon Aug 2013 #74

Two lumps jberryhill Aug 2013 #77

I would suggest not using it to stir the cream and/or sugar in your coffee. RC Aug 2013 #79

Depends on how much shit is on that unwashed post shit finger. Warren Stupidity Aug 2013 #97

I prefer lemon with my tea, but to each his own Major Nikon Aug 2013 #98

Three doors. You have to choose one. Warren Stupidity Aug 2013 #100

I don't have to choose, because I'm not going to play your game Major Nikon Aug 2013 #105

Unless you need a fecal transplant... onpatrol98 Aug 2013 #104

Looks more like a PUKE & PEE station... NO THANKS!!! cascadiance Aug 2013 #6

That was awful....awfully FUNNY, I mean!!!! nt MADem Aug 2013 #30

Regular urinals work fine for that jberryhill Aug 2013 #34

Cool drinking fountain! N/t peace13 Aug 2013 #9

ugh Liberal_in_LA Aug 2013 #78

I don't see soap. rug Aug 2013 #12

This thread may be destined for DU immortality. Brigid Aug 2013 #13

Gross. RedCappedBandit Aug 2013 #14

So many kids Tien1985 Aug 2013 #17

I learned to always wash my hands from an old Irishman. He'd descibe himself that way. brewens Aug 2013 #19

Thank you jberryhill Aug 2013 #35

I have a friend who also washes his hands *before* urinating. winter is coming Aug 2013 #37

This message was self-deleted by its author Buns_of_Fire Aug 2013 #57

In the Navy, they teach us not to piss on our hands. n/t Egalitarian Thug Aug 2013 #20

Haven't heard that joke in YEARS....! nt MADem Aug 2013 #61

Ecxellent idea, and I will use them as soon as they appear here.. TreasonousBastard Aug 2013 #21

Terrible idea. nt Demo_Chris Aug 2013 #23

after reading some of the responses, i agree. sink too near urinal for cleanliness Liberal_in_LA Aug 2013 #106

It's not a great design. Xithras Aug 2013 #24

Eh, it's nothing new PD Turk Aug 2013 #25

And anybody that's read about efficient use of water kentauros Aug 2013 #85

After a few beers, this older woman at the bar starts trying to bet the bartender... MiddleFingerMom Aug 2013 #28

I wash my hands. What I need is a way to keep my undies cleaner... Ian David Aug 2013 #32

There is a technique to get the last drop out jberryhill Aug 2013 #38

Centrifugal force? Paulie Aug 2013 #39

Okay, make that TWO ways... jberryhill Aug 2013 #40

In the neck area? FSogol Aug 2013 #48

Rofl lumberjack_jeff Aug 2013 #69

I had a guy offer to do that for me once. n/t Ian David Aug 2013 #50

I didn't know there is an issue with people washing their hands after using the restroom RB TexLa Aug 2013 #36

Depends on location. FSogol Aug 2013 #54

Who pees on their hands? B Calm Aug 2013 #44

Professional athletes for one FSogol Aug 2013 #46

Damn, what did you do Google that? LOL B Calm Aug 2013 #51

No, I remembered Moises Alou saying it. FSogol Aug 2013 #53

For that fact alone you'da thunk Bartman would have jumped the hell out of the way... Gidney N Cloyd Aug 2013 #93

LOL. n/t FSogol Aug 2013 #94

So many DUzies upthread (and surely to follow), so little time. n/t OneGrassRoot Aug 2013 #47

Obviously not - we men never wash our hands demwing Aug 2013 #52

Between this thread and the "I don't smell so I don't take showers regularly" thread LanternWaste Aug 2013 #55

Speaking of wet naps.... hedgehog Aug 2013 #90

I already wash my hands. Besides... Deep13 Aug 2013 #56

By the way, the NSA already knows who that 1/3 is. Buns_of_Fire Aug 2013 #59

Has the designer ever actually been *in* a men's restroom? Fumesucker Aug 2013 #60

A female designer, maybe? RC Aug 2013 #83

Needs a flatscreen and a beer fridge. n/t DirkGently Aug 2013 #62

Great, now can we address the actual problem. Chan790 Aug 2013 #63

I can just see this at half-time at the football game. badtoworse Aug 2013 #64

That's not a sink, that's a challenge that many men would accept. Dreamer Tatum Aug 2013 #66

Nothing would surprise me in that department. badtoworse Aug 2013 #68

I wash my hands every time and sanitize which is why I do not get sick. JRLeft Aug 2013 #67

And then you grab the handle to the restroom door on the way out Fumesucker Aug 2013 #87

I use the paper towel to do it. JRLeft Aug 2013 #89

It would have to grab you by the dick and not let go until you start the water running. Gidney N Cloyd Aug 2013 #75

I thought this was a Rinse Penis thread Blue Owl Aug 2013 #76

RNC Chair? liberal N proud Aug 2013 #84

Why bother washing your hands... liberal N proud Aug 2013 #80

Too confusing... KansDem Aug 2013 #81

I have to wash my hands after touching my penis, but would you mind fellating me? (eom) JustFiveMoreMinutes Aug 2013 #82

While this is one idea for efficient use of water kentauros Aug 2013 #88

The sinks should be installed just outside the door, hedgehog Aug 2013 #91

Heh - "...with men outpacing women in terms of overall grossness..." tjwash Aug 2013 #92

I'm thinking that it will only exacerbate problems with overspray... adirondacker Aug 2013 #95

Hehehe sakabatou Aug 2013 #96

One thing I don't understand about washing hands after peeing. Vashta Nerada Aug 2013 #99

you are kidding, right? Liberal_in_LA Aug 2013 #107

Do you pee on your hands? Vashta Nerada Aug 2013 #110

sad that it has come to this - but . . . DrDan Aug 2013 #101

i saw this yesterday Liberal_in_LA Aug 2013 #108

Good boys wash their hands after peeing; smart boys don't piss on their hands! Behind the Aegis Aug 2013 #111

i never relieve my bladder because it'so un tidy olddots Aug 2013 #112