Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

General Discussion

In reply to the discussion: Are you a cracker? [View all]
 

bravenak

(34,648 posts)
29. I may be.
Wed Aug 7, 2013, 03:54 PM
Aug 2013

Also a wetback and a nig..., and a savage redskin.
I like to vote in polls.
If I'm mixed with Hispanic, black , Cherokee, and Irish can I just be all the slurs at once?
Can we come up with a good one for me? Some parts of me heritage get jealous of the attention other parts of my heritage gets. My Hispanic quarter is mad at that Cherokee portion, and my cracker quarter isn't speaking to my nig portion, so I'm getting all kinds of gas.

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

Are you a cracker? [View all] el_bryanto Aug 2013 OP
I'm more of a saltine. nt Javaman Aug 2013 #1
I am more of a Triscutts guy myself. hrmjustin Aug 2013 #2
I'm A Wheat Thin n/t HangOnKids Aug 2013 #20
it's pronounced Cracka! just trying to help. Heather MC Aug 2013 #3
. jberryhill Aug 2013 #4
Now that's funny! And a great cracker to boot! /nt think Aug 2013 #28
Wheat Thin. Definitely Wheat Thin. Or, maybe, Goldfish. Yummm. branford Aug 2013 #5
Define "cracker." nt LWolf Aug 2013 #6
I'm Chicken in a Biskit! TlalocW Aug 2013 #7
Alerting!!! NightWatcher Aug 2013 #16
I'm eating crackers with my chili right now madokie Aug 2013 #8
What kind of crackers . . . ? branford Aug 2013 #22
Does it matter? madokie Aug 2013 #25
If I have to be a cracker hollysmom Aug 2013 #9
Sounds like you're the top 1% of crackers. :) branford Aug 2013 #23
No....that would be the "Ritz" Crackers VanillaRhapsody Aug 2013 #38
Not quite yet, but I am practicing with the single-tail... opiate69 Aug 2013 #10
Absolutely. Short for firecracker! ananda Aug 2013 #11
Cheeze-it get the red out Aug 2013 #12
Were you made in the West Bank of Israel? That would make you Cheeze-its of Nazareth.... Rowdyboy Aug 2013 #13
LOL get the red out Aug 2013 #19
Ugh . . . branford Aug 2013 #24
Nooooooooo! bravenak Aug 2013 #33
The original joke went like this.... Rowdyboy Aug 2013 #36
I like it. bravenak Aug 2013 #37
More along the line of a pasty Bunnahabhain Aug 2013 #14
"People have got to know whether or not their President is a cracker. Well, I'm not a cracker." Va Lefty Aug 2013 #15
This message was self-deleted by its author millennialmax Aug 2013 #17
Right now some righteous folks who are "offended" are alerting like crazy snooper2 Aug 2013 #18
problem isits a word that is used in a racially bigoted manner loli phabay Aug 2013 #26
Well we all gotta go sometime i suppose. nt el_bryanto Aug 2013 #35
If I were, KamaAina Aug 2013 #21
No I'm not JustAnotherGen Aug 2013 #27
I may be. bravenak Aug 2013 #29
Yes I am. GalaxyHunter Aug 2013 #30
cracker-ass cracker. nt geek tragedy Aug 2013 #31
The BullMastif doesn't care what the little dog calls it... JustFiveMoreMinutes Aug 2013 #32
Call me Dirt Floor Cracker RandiFan1290 Aug 2013 #34
Latest Discussions»General Discussion»Are you a cracker?»Reply #29