Obama Administration Launching NSA Transparency Website

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14. Hi, Joe Smith here, are you spying on me? Well Mr. Smith...

If you fill out these blanks on the screen, we can see if we are. In the meantime, please feel free to go to our, "Ask Mr. Privacy" forum, where we have "Privacy Stranger Danger" for your kids, "Paranoid Me" the simple question and answer area about stuff all things that we will tell you are paranoid about, and how you as an average citizen do not have to worry about anything in the least.

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