I'm still trying to wrap my head around Oprah's purse.

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59. That is what it seems to me as well.

Go walk into a guitar shop that has some classics ...

I'd like to see that guitar in that room, the locked room, the guitar in the locked case in the locked room ... you know, the mint '58 gold standard Les Paul.

Uhhh ... no. You can not see that guitar.

Would make no difference who you were ... to see that item you are going to have to speak with the highest up dude in the place and he would have to have a reasonable thought that you; 1:could buy it, 2:might buy it.

Me being who I am, there is no way in hell I would be allowed to put a strap on that bad boy, plug it into an amp, and drop some chops on it. Just not going to happen. And, the guy would most likely be extremely condescending when telling me to take a look at the "other" ones that are hanging on the wall.

When you're done with that swing by the Lambo dealership and see if you can test drive that Aventador, the one they have to move furniture to get outside ... see how that works out for you.

This was most likely handled improperly by both parties and ended up being more than it really was.