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ForgoTheConsequence

(5,188 posts)
52. Republicans love this guy.
Mon Aug 12, 2013, 11:17 PM
Aug 2013

I´ve got no inhibitions
So keep your keys out of your ignition
I steal a car like I got the curse
I can´t resist the old lady's purse

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won´t you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I´ve got to have you in a matter of time

Well I don´t care if you´re just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you´re probably clean
There´s one lil' thing I got do to you

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won´t you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I´ve got to have you in a matter of time

So tell your mama that I´m back in town
She likes us boys when it´s time to get down
She´s got this craving for the underage
I just might be your mama's brand new rage

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won´t you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I got to have you in a matter of time

Honey you you you look so nice
She´s young she´s tender
Won´t you please surrender
She's so fine she´s mine
All the time, all mine mine
It´s all right baby
It´s quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer
Don´t put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and I´ll share her with you


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jailbait_(Ted_Nugent_song)

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What is Ted Nugent on? Meth? [View all] Archae Aug 2013 OP
How can he call somebody phony? bravenak Aug 2013 #1
He's crazier than Aerows Aug 2013 #7
I can't take it! bravenak Aug 2013 #12
Just calling it like I see it, my friend :D n/t Aerows Aug 2013 #14
+1 nt arely staircase Aug 2013 #34
Hes high on teh stoopid. bunnies Aug 2013 #2
Actually.... zappaman Aug 2013 #3
Back in the late 70's too. hobbit709 Aug 2013 #10
He smokes shit SummerSnow Aug 2013 #4
Probably his own Aerows Aug 2013 #18
yeah..he shitted on himself to dodge the armed forces ,scooped it up and rolled in some paper...puff SummerSnow Aug 2013 #25
He sure displays the "markers" fredamae Aug 2013 #5
I'm not sure Aerows Aug 2013 #6
And let’s all be honest here; everybody knows I'm a pants shitting coward who can shoot animals Lint Head Aug 2013 #8
He's a pantload, alright. n/t Aerows Aug 2013 #11
he is so gross Marrah_G Aug 2013 #9
And ugly. bravenak Aug 2013 #27
On the outside, and even worse Aerows Aug 2013 #36
I bet his mouth stinks too. bravenak Aug 2013 #38
He's so disgusting Aerows Aug 2013 #43
Racist Shithead ... napkinz Aug 2013 #13
LMFAO! Aerows Aug 2013 #16
Do you have a link to the column? It should go in the top ten. Initech Aug 2013 #15
Irony alert: Nugent's opinion piece is titled, "The greatest phony America's ever known" Brother Buzz Aug 2013 #20
Ted the pants shitter has zero right to call anyone, let alone the president, a phony. Initech Aug 2013 #24
Or call anyone a coward Aerows Aug 2013 #37
World Nut Daily, I believe. truebluegreen Aug 2013 #45
Richard Mellon Scaife's sock puppet Brother Buzz Aug 2013 #47
Sending him a coupon for Depends SummerSnow Aug 2013 #28
It would be more entertaining and helpful Aerows Aug 2013 #39
I have to question if the clothes make the man Aerows Aug 2013 #17
Cat Scat fever n/t Aerows Aug 2013 #19
Himself... KharmaTrain Aug 2013 #21
He no longer gets people to buy his records and the only places that book his "concerts" are county Wolf Frankula Aug 2013 #48
he's ate up with good old american racism...to his bones....he's excrement spanone Aug 2013 #22
Naaaah. KamaAina Aug 2013 #23
What are you guys talking about. ( not really a question) bravenak Aug 2013 #26
Meth and poop combination. darkangel218 Aug 2013 #29
Ted Nugent is worse than... SummerSnow Aug 2013 #30
Ewwwwww!! darkangel218 Aug 2013 #31
Lol...That's what first came to mind SummerSnow Aug 2013 #32
Ted Nugent is worse than having diarrhea Aerows Aug 2013 #41
A used diaper filled with Indian food. Initech Aug 2013 #50
He really is that stupid. He claims to have never used drugs. Motown_Johnny Aug 2013 #33
I've seen seals play the trumpet.lol.and I think their iq was higher than his SummerSnow Aug 2013 #35
They work with single digits? n/t Aerows Aug 2013 #42
Yes he is that stupid!!!!! mstinamotorcity2 Aug 2013 #40
I think Groucho Marx said it best: surrealAmerican Aug 2013 #44
Nugent doesn't say a word Life Long Dem Aug 2013 #46
Look at his eyes and you can see he is on meth. n/t RebelOne Aug 2013 #49
Maybe the Nuge is the next... love_katz Aug 2013 #51
Republicans love this guy. ForgoTheConsequence Aug 2013 #52
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