Report: Mormons Posthumously Baptize Anne Frank (this past Saturday)

[Johnny Rico]

98. I'm not telling you how you are supposed to feel. I simply voiced my opinion.

So NOT tell me and other Jews how we are supposed to feel about something like this. If we say it is a kick in the teeth, a shot to the groin and a rage-inducing low blow, you should believe us.

Fine, I believe you. How does that alter anything I've said?

No, you should not say that it doesn't matter because it is mumbo-jumbo nor does it matter to us that YOU are not offended or that YOU don't think it is a big deal.

That is immaterial.

Disagree. I'm simply voicing my opinion, as are you.

Can we come up with a perfect analogy so that your will understand? No. because analogies are imperfect by definition.

I never said it had to be perfect...trust me when I say I know what an analogy is. Some analogies are good, and some are bad...yes?

The analogies in question were bad ones. That's all.

I don't want to argue about this. There really IS no arguing about it.

And yet here you are, doing exactly that!

It IS offensive to many Jews and if you are not Jewish, you should not pretend that this is something you could understand in the same way that I or other Jews do.

Which is the whole point of discussing it, rather than saying "I'm from group X and you're not, so case closed!"