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34. But I would like it to have been a shark that doesn't like to eat children, followed quickly

Reply to KittyWampus (Reply #21)

Tue Aug 13, 2013, 05:04 PM

Aug 2013

by a rescue boat to get the kids.

And congratulate the shark.

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God would have sent a Whale to save them. JoePhilly Aug 2013 #1

My god would have sent a shark to eat them. They contribute to food chain and save KittyWampus Aug 2013 #21

But I would like it to have been a shark that doesn't like to eat children, followed quickly Squinch Aug 2013 #34

You dark-sided blasphemer!!!!!!!!!!!! theHandpuppet Aug 2013 #48

If they had New Testament God Nevernose Aug 2013 #46

We should have left them in Chile. bunnies Aug 2013 #2

One would think there would be a child endangerment charge at least zappaman Aug 2013 #3

!!! bunnies Aug 2013 #4

It's a pancake kinda day... zappaman Aug 2013 #5

"strike a pose" bunnies Aug 2013 #9

!!! zappaman Aug 2013 #16

Batshit is being nurtured. Enthusiast Aug 2013 #17

k+r. Good read. Here's more:... TeeYiYi Aug 2013 #6

Better headline... zappaman Aug 2013 #7

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not exactly on a government dime grantcart Aug 2013 #31

Lol now they owe.. SummerSnow Aug 2013 #55

Well Said... MyOpinion-2 Aug 2013 #32

perhaps they returned in protest of canabalism? nt markiv Aug 2013 #8

Naturally, they won't draw the lesson that God disapproves of them closeupready Aug 2013 #11

Derp. progressoid Aug 2013 #13

Ah! Of course! How could I be so stupid? closeupready Aug 2013 #14

They are pretty stupid. HooptieWagon Aug 2013 #12

Don't you know? Jesus will provide. Lex Aug 2013 #22

But the important thing is that there is a divine plan we're not privy to. Arugula Latte Aug 2013 #38

This made me lol. Vashta Nerada Aug 2013 #15

bad to bring kids, probably the husbands idea. What impressed me is how seaworthy boats are today. Sunlei Aug 2013 #18

I haven't seen what kind of boat they had. HooptieWagon Aug 2013 #28

They could have chartered a private jet and been on Toga in a day for that kind of money :) Sunlei Aug 2013 #33

^^^^This^^^^ Squinch Aug 2013 #35

Bigoted Christian Extremists Get Lost At Sea For Months After Leaving US In Protest Of Homosexuality The CCC Aug 2013 #19

I like these people, they're very inspirational MrScorpio Aug 2013 #20

I like your outlook! zappaman Aug 2013 #25

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. n/t lapislzi Aug 2013 #23

They were lost at sea before they left. WinkyDink Aug 2013 #24

Everyone hates government eissa Aug 2013 #26

those poor kids Marrah_G Aug 2013 #27

Cruising aboard a boat is normally a great experience for kids. HooptieWagon Aug 2013 #30

Agreed that it can be great, but can you imagine how terrifying it would be Squinch Aug 2013 #36

Exactly! HooptieWagon Aug 2013 #39

I would have thought they'd choose Easter Island. Capt. Obvious Aug 2013 #29

They had an infant and a 3 year old with them. Skidmore Aug 2013 #37

Article quotes mom saying they're going to come up with a new plan. HooptieWagon Aug 2013 #41

Homophobic Morons Escape Fate. MineralMan Aug 2013 #40

You don't see it as proof that God was watching over them? zappaman Aug 2013 #42

I am an atheist. MineralMan Aug 2013 #45

What kind of fucked up God just hovers above watching? Gravitycollapse Aug 2013 #51

No one does ugly, in the name of God Isoldeblue Aug 2013 #43

Probably going to fight the war on Christmas ornotna Aug 2013 #44

Hey Gastonguay family … 1StrongBlackMan Aug 2013 #47

You won't believe this, but they're trying this AGAIN iamelisabethparker Sep 2013 #57

One could say that God answered this family's prayers... backscatter712 Aug 2013 #49

Rejected episode of Gilligan's Island. blkmusclmachine Aug 2013 #50

Lost SamKnause Aug 2013 #52

all i have to say is.. JesterCS Aug 2013 #53

The population of Kiribati has a life expectancy at birth of 60 years B Calm Aug 2013 #54

Also one of the lowest incomes. HooptieWagon Aug 2013 #56