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Xithras

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30. There's only one good response that an interviewer can give to that question...

Reply to Bunnahabhain (Reply #19)

Wed Aug 14, 2013, 05:09 PM

Aug 2013

One of my coworkers was once interviewing an artist who asked about drug testing, saying that it was part of his creative process. My coworker responded: "We test weekly, and expect you to share anything we find with the rest of the office."

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How to Avoid Getting a Job in Today's Job Market [View all] MineralMan Aug 2013 OP

Always let smart ass friends proof read sharp_stick Aug 2013 #1

LOL. Also, be sure to list your accomplishments, such as MineralMan Aug 2013 #4

These things were always true, even back in the Pleistocene era The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2013 #2

Yes. They were. MineralMan Aug 2013 #7

11. Live to age 45 or older. 12. Expect more than minimum wage with advanced degree. zazen Aug 2013 #3

14. Live in the U.S. n/t winter is coming Aug 2013 #5

+1 PD Turk Aug 2013 #38

RW meme. The problem is these fucking no good kids. Warren Stupidity Aug 2013 #6

Nope. Kids who are doing exactly the reverse ARE getting jobs. MineralMan Aug 2013 #8

Well, isn't that special? This post insults every unemployed person who has HardTimes99 Aug 2013 #17

^^This right here^^ leftstreet Aug 2013 #20

+1 nashville_brook Aug 2013 #31

+2 n/t OhioChick Aug 2013 #37

As I said. Warren Stupidity Aug 2013 #21

The trick is to be part of that 42%. MineralMan Aug 2013 #23

you've outdone yourself. nt. Warren Stupidity Aug 2013 #24

Don't you have some clouds to yell at? n/t winter is coming Aug 2013 #26

Nice variation on "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you." nt Electric Monk Aug 2013 #27

It's kind of like that sure-fire strategy of how to win at the casino... Wounded Bear Aug 2013 #28

Some are. Some aren't. fishwax Aug 2013 #42

Not at all. This has been basic job-hunting advice since forever. The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2013 #13

As someone that has hired literally hundreds of people Bunnahabhain Aug 2013 #9

Well, that's true. I just kind of took that as a given. MineralMan Aug 2013 #11

Was going to say call at the last minute and say the weather is bad... Phentex Aug 2013 #22

I put myself in the position of needing a job Bunnahabhain Aug 2013 #25

Sad part was Phentex Aug 2013 #29

I got mugged the night before an interview. MindPilot Aug 2013 #32

Awesome story Bunnahabhain Aug 2013 #34

I showed up for an interview sick once tabbycat31 Aug 2013 #36

Don't forget "texting" KansDem Aug 2013 #10

Yeah, that'd work, too, I'm sure. MineralMan Aug 2013 #12

LOL, Re #7 Xithras Aug 2013 #14

That is hilarious Bunnahabhain Aug 2013 #19

There's only one good response that an interviewer can give to that question... Xithras Aug 2013 #30

11. Post on DU all day instead of sending out resumes. PowerToThePeople Aug 2013 #15

That'll do it, unless you have the chops to make it self-employed. MineralMan Aug 2013 #16

I am supposedly a paid shill MindPilot Aug 2013 #33

In 1975 Turbineguy Aug 2013 #18

I know a very intelligent, hard working woman in a large corporation in Ontario... nenagh Aug 2013 #35

Ah yes. blame the victims of our collapsing economy... hunter Aug 2013 #39

surrrrre FirstLight Aug 2013 #40

The OP is designed to shift the blame for our miserable economy from the 1% to the 99% n/t Fumesucker Aug 2013 #41