Man steals computer from a church and caught after asking to have the porn filter removed

[DreamGypsy]

2. Your parents are auxiliary employees of the NSA and want you to remain pure online ...

Covenant Eyes seems to have a slight religious bent, so may appeal to the 'IT departments' of churches as well:

I have made a covenant with my eyes.” – Job 31:1

More than a decade ago, Covenant Eyes founder Ron DeHaas faced the same questions many people face today.

“How can I teach my children to use the Internet with integrity?”
“How do I guard my own heart and remain pure online?”
“How do I serve as an example to my family and church?”

Realizing the threat the Internet poses without proper monitoring, he formed Covenant Eyes to equip people to protect themselves and their families from online dangers.

Located in Owosso, Michigan, Covenant Eyes is the pioneer of Internet Accountability software, empowering our members to maintain their online integrity. Aware of an ever-growing need to better equip parents, Covenant Eyes has developed a family Internet filter that restricts usage based on parental controls.

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