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hunter

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25. Most of the food I eat will survive the Big Earthquake just fine.

Sat Aug 17, 2013, 12:44 PM

Aug 2013

I don't need any special kit.

Rice, beans, pasta, dried fruits, nuts, wine, beer.

I've got water stashed about too, and camp stoves that work on ordinary unleaded gasoline and little bits of wood.

When hungry people are digging through the ruble of Wal-Mart these "Emergency Food Supplies" will probably be among the last items taken.

When did fear replace sex as a marketing device?

Hmmm, I just had an idea. They should put condoms in these kits too. If the television isn't working, what will people do to entertain themselves?

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Anyone get the survival kits from Walmart? [View all] Bennyboy Aug 2013 OP

Not sure whether to laugh or cry that these are for sale there. n/t 1awake Aug 2013 #1

i have an emergency if i eat their great value foods madrchsod Aug 2013 #2

Our thread winner. Brigid Aug 2013 #5

thanks madrchsod Aug 2013 #44

DUzy DainBramaged Aug 2013 #38

why thank you.... madrchsod Aug 2013 #41

+1000 PennsylvaniaMatt Aug 2013 #49

Please tell me where to send your internets Aerows Aug 2013 #50

for one? FirstLight Aug 2013 #3

Rule of Threes pokerfan Aug 2013 #39

A person could do better with good planning, Ilsa Aug 2013 #4

I think you were riight the first time. 3 days, 9 meals. Jackpine Radical Aug 2013 #26

But it is only 6000 or so calories which equals 170ish calories per serving Mojorabbit Aug 2013 #58

Holy crap! Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue! Rex Aug 2013 #6

Well, at least they're selling something made in the US Union Scribe Aug 2013 #7

RW paranoia? Half-Century Man Aug 2013 #60

Nom, nom, nom! rdharma Aug 2013 #8

I've got something cheaper Politicalboi Aug 2013 #9

Mormon tradition Freddie Aug 2013 #10

I believe Mormons try to keep a years worth of food and supplies available. ... spin Aug 2013 #29

The mormons have warehouses where members go to can staples Marrah_G Aug 2013 #48

Excellent idea, every household should have one - lynne Aug 2013 #11

Exactly Stargazer09 Aug 2013 #27

My thought exactly. Pab Sungenis Aug 2013 #31

+1 dionysus Aug 2013 #36

I guess I don't really get your post- MerryBlooms Aug 2013 #12

Back in 1969, I entered a contest to try to win some silver bars Art_from_Ark Aug 2013 #13

I saw these at Winco. Le Taz Hot Aug 2013 #14

If You Live In Hurricane Prone Areas... KharmaTrain Aug 2013 #15

I Live In Florida... Kind Of A Hurricane Prone Area... ChiciB1 Aug 2013 #22

You've Learned Through Experience... KharmaTrain Aug 2013 #24

... or earthquake or tsunami lumberjack_jeff Aug 2013 #23

Chef Boyardee is my short-term survival food madville Aug 2013 #16

That's what we do here. JVS Aug 2013 #34

Since I'd rather not offer WalMart free commercials theHandpuppet Aug 2013 #17

$20/day seems awfully expensive to me. magical thyme Aug 2013 #18

So...$63.33 will buy me 3 days of life. Avalux Aug 2013 #19

I think there are 2 different choice there rurallib Aug 2013 #57

Walmart version of the MRE--Meals Rejected by Everybody kairos12 Aug 2013 #20

Preppers are The Hot Market right now. n/t Egalitarian Thug Aug 2013 #21

Most of the food I eat will survive the Big Earthquake just fine. hunter Aug 2013 #25

The north-east blackout taught us that, you know......... PDJane Aug 2013 #28

Or Sandy, or Katrina, or Ike.. X_Digger Aug 2013 #32

I wonder how much of this you'd need to eat, just waiting in line to check out. n/t winter is coming Aug 2013 #30

If only they could lower the price to make it an alternative to normal groceries. JVS Aug 2013 #33

Stock up on food/water and cash! SCUBANOW Aug 2013 #35

Excellent idea to have on hand in case of earthquakes, hurricanes, power failures, etc. kestrel91316 Aug 2013 #37

For $63 I'll just freeze 3.5 pounds of lobster tails in blocks of ice. populistdriven Aug 2013 #40

If I were not deadly allergic to glutten I might make an exception nadinbrzezinski Aug 2013 #42

37 sevings for one person in 72 hrs....???? spanone Aug 2013 #43

Depends on how they define a serving. Incitatus Aug 2013 #47

20 year shelf life?!!! bunnies Aug 2013 #45

3 lbs for $63? Incitatus Aug 2013 #46

About 10 calories per dollar seems very expensive... Thor_MN Aug 2013 #55

They sell them at WinCo. Liberal Veteran Aug 2013 #51

I'll stick to buying ammo. ileus Aug 2013 #52

I'm not going to accept that in trade. Sorry. hunter Aug 2013 #54

Actually this is a great idea. I know when I lived in the city on business, I didn't have the time Purveyor Aug 2013 #53

Message auto-removed Name removed Aug 2013 #56

There's something wrong here - LiberalElite Aug 2013 #59