Santorum has the clap? "What's in here! What's up here! And what's burnin' down HERE!" [View all]

[Amerigo Vespucci]

MSNBC just showed the clip. Said the reason his campaign was so successful is that there are no teleprompters, which means people san see what's in here (pointed to the approximate area of his hest where his heart would be if he weren't a homopobic, mysogynistic holy roller), up here (pointed to his head, kind of like the Scarecrow when he sang that If I Only Had A Brain song in The Wizard of Oz), and what's burnin' down here (I'd like to think he pointed to his penis, but I could be wrong. He pointed down. Maybe his feet are burning. Maybe he has athlete's foot from walking so much on the campaign trail. Yeah, that's it. I don't think he has the clap.