Should ads for sex toys be permitted on cable TV?

[LadyHawkAZ]

11. I have had to sit through ads

for erectile dysfunction pills, full of people with blindingly capped teeth discussing "that certain part of the male anatomy".

I have had to sit through ads for video games full of complicated weapons designed to kill other human-shaped players as bloodily as possible, and this is marketed as recreation.

I have had to sit through ads for Jesus-luvin' albums on children's networks, during preschool hours, that were little more than indoctrination propaganda.

I have had to sit through ads for prescription drugs with lists of side effects that should be considered a disease in and of themselves.

By all means, bring on the vibrators. Put them on in prime-time. Hell, carpet-bomb the networks with them. If we can convince enough people to buy the sex toys, all of the above problems will likely disappear for lack of a market. For which I will be deeply grateful.